Stupid White

[Barack Obama insert from Dreams From My Father audiobook]

There are white folks, and then there are ignorant mothafuckas like you!

[Intro]

I be on my Suit and Tie shit, tie shit, tie

I be on my Suit and Tie shit, tie shit

Let me show you a few things, a few things, a few things

Little baby, cause

I be on my Stupid White shit, White shit (check it)

I be on my Stupid White shit, White shit

Let me show you a few things

Let me show you a few things

[Verse 1]

Wait a minute, you ready for em, Kle Shay?

Shiiit I can't wait... wait... wait til I get you on this circumcized dick

Certain size dick

Certain to like it

I hate cursing, but fuck... this sex is a hex

Who's next to come on aboard, while I cum on a bored chick

I won the award, just kidding, I wasn't even nominated

They gave it to Dakota Fanning? Her movie was a snores fest!

Of course let's get back to the subject at hand

The mixtape the public demands, wanna download it to their porn disc drive

Drive by! Pedestrians in a panic when

I sped in and out of traffic, then swerved like Big Sean into a garbage can

And knocked over a Manican

Frankly man, I'm done being Trevor and Michael, I'm guess I'm just gonna have to switch to Franklin

On my Suit and Tie, headed to a funeral

Lookin killer as usual

That sentence is reducible... get it?

I've been murderin lines since a juvenile

But now I'm just doing community service

I guess that constitutes as constitutional

Girl you're beautiful, I swear to Jésus your booty's insane

And it's got the same logic as Cain, doable

And if it's mutual you should know I'm ready to slay

This might sound unsual, but my dong like a cudicle

It'll keep growin and growin until it's get in the way

Yeah I'm stupid okay, I just wanna be true to you babe

I only flew in ya cave to make you recreate the same sounds that a Lugia makes

I'm looney deranged, maybe slightly depraved, but don't deprive me of that one thing

I'm looking ta take

You on a date, I promise I'll be behaved

Then be headed, we'll be frenchin; call me Louis the 8th

In my studio makin songs about nonsense to put on a blank disc and sell it to blind kids

Got this fake blonde bitch, wantin to date Josh Lynch, wait that's Kate Gosselin

Damn...

Told her to drop off the twins and the sextuplets

Then pop out them twins, and get sexed up, let's

Use a condom though, let's be honest yo, we all know you hate those kids

And besides "Kate Plus 9" doesn't make much sense

The clothes came off, and despite her fertitility rate

I was surprised to see she had kept her body in shape

Tiny waist, legs lookin great

I said damn, baby girl, now that's a figure of 8

They said I'm vulgar, but I'm just pickin like a Vulture

But you know I kill these rappers, THEN I FUCK EM! God, Dahmer

God damn her and her friends are comin over

Oh, her friends owe her favors? Oh I guess O-R-G-Y! Oh my God!

You're probably wonderin what the fuck I'm doing, baby I don't know

I'm just shootin lines, movin dimes, boostin rides

I'm a stupid guy, rappin like it's Christmas time

Pickin like a soup or side, she's wet like a slip and slide

One night stand with that fake blonde chick again, that's do or die

My taste in woman is killer, youth are niiiiice

Say you dont get it, well how confused am I

Wasn't this song supposed to be about a Suit and Tie?

Doesn't matter though, I be on my bladder flow

Cause all my tracks are piss poor, but urine to it, aren't you?

You ain't mindin my P, or Q's, so why should I?

You ain't buyin my CD are you? So why should I try?

I'm one of those greatest of all timers, no hand shake

I got no respect for you other rhymers, no hand shake

I'm bout to take all you guys out, no mandate

And yes I'll flatten you, no pancake...

I know you're trying to get seen bitch, well this the last take

Ain't given no handouts for you charity cases, no tax break

I'm makin noise like a rat-snake, watch for the attack

And all you bitches thinkin that you can relate, drop the sister act!

Top down, let them peaks show

Yo top down, let the speaks blow

Top down, and them girls got der bottoms up

Top down, we drinkin and drivin, bottoms up

Put dem bottles up, put dem bottles up

No seriously here the cops come, put them bottles up!

DUI is a serious offense

Now I'm seriously in prison

Now I'm seriously pissed

Fuck da west coast, I think that rivarly still exists

If not, then fuck Canada! Bring it bitch!

I roll spliffs and got money in the bank

More specifially, in a savings bond, I'm preparing for my future

I fuck hoes in the back of the Rolls

Mom told me to respect women, sorry that I called you a ho

Woke up in a Oldsmobile, with a Olsen twin

She was gettin low for the kid, while I was holdin the wheel

But just to clarify, I mean she didn't talk much during the ride

It wasn't sexual, I was babysittin

Yeah the ladies blowin up my phone, they be callin

Call me LeBron, bitch, cause I be balding... I mean ballin

I got woman all over me, I don't know what to do, they be givin me a kiss and a smooch

But on the cheek, she said we're not together, we're just dawgs

So I just wanna know one thing ...

Would you screw the pooch?

Yeah I'm just rapping like I got nothing to lose

But I got nothing to gain either, so what's the use?

My last name is Lynch, bitch, and I brought a noose

So I swear to God, you better mow my grass, Jésus

You don't have to be a Christian to be a god; hey, Zeus!

I be on my 40's Suit & Tie shit; hey, Zoots!

You fat bitches need a place to stay? Hey, Zoos!

And get a personal chef, how bout Issac Hayes? Oops... he's dead

I'm just tryna hit it and beat it baby, I'm not tryna be violent

Yes I wanna dunk my balls in you, but I ain't gon force it, no Kobe Bryant

Got you so wet, I'm Poseidon, let me show you my trident

Lemme show you why she said my dick looks like Andre The Giant!!!

I'm a Pseudo tyrant

Don't discriminate, I got Sioux and Tai chicks

I suture rhymes so supersized and hard they're suet-like

Causing mass suicides from the shit I spew to suer lines like some sewer pipes

I'm so soothin right?

Baby I know you're one of those supra types, don't care about the suitor's size, you just wanna be suited right?

So come on over for a pursuant night

And hell baby, I'll even wear my Suit and Tie

I guess what I'm trying to say is...

My balls are swinging back and forth

For your love

For your love

["Balls Deep (In Your Love) by Sean C."]

[Barack Obama insert from Dreams From My Father audiobook]

This shit's getting way to complicated for me