Bitches

[Verse 1]

All these years, all this time

We have been messin' with your mind

You thought us noble, rad and true

You just don't have a fucking clue

All the humor, pun and wit

A heaping, steaming pile of shit

With a smile and a wink

We make believe our poop don't stink

Rip the system, revolution

Adding fuel to your confusion

Gobble up the crap we feed you

We don't really love and need you

We just want your cold hard cash

Get our hands into your stash

Now shut up, listen and behold

Finally the truth be told

[Chorus]

We're only in it for the money

To dip our fingers in your honey

We pretend to no end

We are bitches for your riches

[Verse 2]

Blindsided by audacity

Of a handsome crook from Germany

A million sheets of patient paper

Chronicle his every caper

You never had us figured out

Lent stature, relevance and clout

Even called us pioneers

When really we were privateers

You reveled in our plagiarism

Joined into the onanism

Your pompousness and indecorum

Spewed on every online forum

How you dribbled, how you drooled

Priceless how we had you fooled

We hijacked your bedazzled soul

For ransom to be paid in gold

[Chorus]

We're only in it for the money

To dip our fingers in your honey

We pretend to no end

We are bitches for your riches

We're only in it for the gain

Sex and drugs, and rock'n'roll fame

The parade the charade

We are jammin' for your mammon

We're only in it for the encore

We want it all, then some more

Men of deeds, for proceeds

Prime booty is our duty

[Bridge]

We just want your cold, hard cash

Get our hands into your stash

Now shut up, listen and behold

Finally the truth be told

[Chorus]

We're only in it for returns

The greased palm never burns

Can't get enough to stuff

The orifice of avarice

We're only in it for the money

To dip our fingers in your honey

We pretend to no end

We are bitches for your riches

[Outro]

We are bitches for your riches