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Knife Party – Micropenis (2014) | Track profile | Dork

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Abandon Ship
Micropenis

TRACK

Micropenis

Release date: 7th November 2014

From Abandon Ship

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About This Track

"Micropenis" is a track by Knife Party, from the album Abandon Ship, released 7th November 2014. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Knife Party

Knife Party

Lyrics

Micropenis

[Intro]

*alarm goes off*

*knock at door*

Good morning

*gasp*

*scream*

[Hook]

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

[Bridge]

Our hero has reached the end of his journey

But in a way

He is just beginning

Young man

You must use what little power you have left

To conquer the world

And save the princess

[Hook]

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

Micropenis

You have a micropenis

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Track details

From Abandon Ship

2014

Listen

Album

Release year

2014

—Begin Again
—Give It Up
—EDM Trend Machine
—Boss Mode
—404
—D.I.M.H.
—Kaleidoscope
—Red Dawn
—Superstar
—Micropenis
—Reconnect

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Credits

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Writer: Gareth McGrillen, Rob Swire
Producer: Gareth McGrillen, Rob Swire