Fuck U Man

[Verse]

Since I made the record, "Talk Like Sex"

Bitches are comin' up with their friends for a nigga to hit the skins

Hopin' that Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes

But I'm leavin' bitches' vaginas with more stitches than Frankenstein

Some even had the nerve to try to give me head

And swallow the whole jimmy to make a nigga fed

But come on you bitches, don't make me laugh;

You couldn't deep throat G Rap if you was a motherfuckin' giraffe

Dag, some even fled when they saw the head

'Cause G's dick would make you seasick fuckin' me in a waterbed

Don't try to play me like no sucker

'Cause these bitches'll be callin' up Dial-a-Mattress like a motherfucker

You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me

"I'll fuck you on the A-train while I write graffiti."

I'll even fuck you in a taxi cab

And after sex with a nigga you'll be buyin' a box of maxi-pads

Soon as you open your legs

No need for no birth control, bitch, 'cause my dick is touchin' the eggs

Kool G Rap, the pussy slammer

Hell, I'd be talkin' fucked up grammar if you was Bad Mamma Jamma

I ain't small, I'll have you cummin' like waterfalls

And then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall

Leavin' my mark on hookers like Zorro

Plus fuckin' bitches so def like there won't be no pussy left tomorrow

Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny

I think about bowls of Cheerios because I want my nuts and honey

Talkin' to all the women that look fine

Pretendin' my prick was Moby Dick and have a whale of a time

Now I'm not a deep-sea diver

But I love it when my dick's covered and smothered with saliva

Shit, might even straighten out your dentures

Because it's not just a blow job, honey, it's an adventure

But 69in', I ain't with that:

I'll go to a Chinese restaurant, bitch, if I wanna eat cats

Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, G

So when it comes to pussy-lickin', I'm the chicken of the sea

I should be on the sex channel;

Not a chump 'cause I'm givin' punk-bitches better humps than camels

If you're a virgin, I'll make it fit

Because my dick'll pop the cherry and spit out the fuckin' pit

And if you're concerned, my sperm don't burn

And if it did, I'd give that nappy-headed ass a fuckin' perm

Shucks, I instruct a fuckin' lesson

You think it's painless? I hit the anus and fuck up your large intestines

Leavin' you bitches stingin' from the bangin'

My man Jimmy got a hole in his head, but yo, that nigga's still hangin'

Bitch, you'd rather hump a fuckin' whole army

'Cause even the Witness Protection Program couldn't hide this man's salami

You fuck around and catch a seizure

Before I fuck a ho I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia

Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple

Orgasms double and triple sit ripple and turn your ass into a gripple

Then I see you searchin' for the swellin'

'Cause I'm-a leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in

Got damn! I hit the ham right

Honeybuns, you can ask my Three Sons, I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke

I'm fuckin' naked girls with fly rhymes

But don't push me, because that pussy will be runnin' for it's nine lives

I know you hookers can't refuse this

But don't pick me to give no hickeys 'cause I'm givin' bitches bruises

Yeah, I'll tear that pussy hole apart

For fuckin' with G Rap after dark, you'd rather jog in Central Park

So if you want kids before I fuck ya

Look at the size of my dick, and you'll adopt the motherfuckers

Shit, bitches get open like a can;

Just leave it up to G Rap 'cause I'm the neighborhood Fuck-You Man