Keep it Swingin'

Yeah kid

Kool G Rap definitely in the house

My man DJ Polo's out here in the house

And we gon' kick the flavor to you one more time

(Like this) --] MC Ricky D

[ VERSE 1: Kool G Rap ]

Lyrics that I'm bringin keep you swingin like a monkey

Music is so dope, you'll be one funky junky

G Rap is the name, "Keep it Swingin'" is the title

( ? ) dance DJ Polo is your idol

Here's somethin you can bump inside your jeep and keep it thumpin

You're probably with a little crooked hooker I be humpin

I haven't been out lately but you suckers cannot play me

The K, the double o, the l, the G, the R, the a-p

From time to time I'm through with suckers, reppin when I'm steppin

I'm tellin you don't sleep because I always keep a weapon

I run up on your block packin a Glock automatic

Niggas act like they want it, then I'm lettin niggas have it

I'm ( ? ) misses but I never kissed a mister

I reminisce I miss playin the twister with your sister

See, Polo keeps you hoppin, I just keep your fingers poppin

The daddy does the shoppin and your mommy does the moppin

I rag and tag and drag and bag a hooker in a minute

You offer me the bully, better believe I'm goin up in it

I put a hooker lips right on my tip so she could sip it

Then takin off the gear, then I just tear it and I rip it

She's not givin me head, within the bed is where I take her

So humpin as I'm pumpin and I'm shootin like a Laker

I'm bangin, all my fingers touch your button, got you singin

Showin I let off to leave em hangin, keep it swingin

[ Hook ]

Keep it swingin like a monkey

(Swing it like this, swing it like that) --] Dres

Keep it swingin

(Swing it like this, swing it like that)

Keep it swingin

Keep it swingin like a monkey

(Swing it like this, swing it like that)

Keep it swingin

(That) (that) (that) (that)

Music is so dope, you'll be one funky junky

[ VERSE 2: Kool G Rap ]

I know a girl, Abbey and Abbey is a hippie

She likes to sip the tippy so I call her Mississippi

I thought that I should keep her but she's a half-stepper

So Abbey met a boy named Peter Piper pick a pepper

Now Peter was a pussy and he made her be hyper

See, Peter picked peppers but he would never pipe her

So one day Abbey went to Peter, told him stop pickin'

She opened up her puddy and Peter put his tip in

Peter started pumpin' with a powerful aggression

Peter pushed to pull and Abbey finished the session

Peter said, "Ah Abbey, how I'm doin?" she said, "Sloppy

The way you pump your Peter you will never be a poppy

Peter got pissed off and said, "Least my hair ain't nappy"

Abbey said, "Now that ( ? ) Peter, are you happy?

He took a sip of ripple so he could really rip her

Pulled down his zipper, pulled out his big dipper

Peter put in his pecker and started to pump

He made Abbey so happy she started to jump

A month later stretch marks begin to welp up

Peter called Dr. Pepper to come over and help her

Abbey caught an appetite, Peter fed her supper

To keep her awake he had to get her number(?)

Dr. Pepper came and he told Peter, "Maybe

You and Abbey's gonna have a baby"

Swing it

[ Hook ]

[ VERSE 3: Kool G Rap ]

I rip up, blow you rappers like little pieces of paper

I book and then I look at all you hookers get the vapors

So press up on me, ho, cause I'm a pro, not a beginner

No frontin' on a stunt, I go up in her like a winner

You know I'm with whatever, if you suckers got some static

We can solve it with revolvers or we bring some automatics

I never riff, I smoke em like a spliff when I get with em

So shorty, let's get naughty and just kick that different rhythm

(Swing it like this, swing it like that) Keep it swingin'

I drop you like a brick, you go and kick it to your mother

Cause like Paul Simon said, there's 50 ways to leave your lover

So if you think you're gettin' to my bank I find another

If I can't make a hit I take the shit out on your brother

I'm always strapped because I put a cap up in a nigga

And some niggas are bigger so I'm quick to pull a trigger

Bang-bang-bang and now your eardrums I'm ringin'

Next time you wanna step to me you better keep it swingin'