Da Real Thing

[Intro]

Oh shit

Let me get into pimp mode on ya niggas

You know I used to do this, ya know? Any night

[Verse 1]

I said, allow me to introduce myself my name is

Kool O'Malley, king a the Valley

Dame in a alley, swing a Denali

Threw nose on the bitch

Be aimin' at Cali

Plane in to Maui

The skip limp, took on a bitch trainin' at Bally's

Zing a lame hatin' I'm Ali

Gators ho

Kool is da' smoothest motherfucka' that the game a know

Rainin' dough

So fine, finer ho, mama know

Daddy say leap, that bitch'll jump to her death like Geronimo

Sara Connor kind a ho

Make it to my honor roll

Shit it do a domino effect to a line a ho's

The swiftest talkin'

Get a speed ticket walkin'

Slow down at a bitch that's crossin'

A nigga gonna get his portion

A nigga gone get his fortune

Dignified, bonafide, hat layin' on the side

Choose to commit ho-icide

G to the motherfuckin' Rap my nigga

[Hook]

[Verse 2]

I'm in my

Chick blow me in

Crown Victorian

Pretty in pink, baby mink, down slick Mauri's and

Rosé Pelle's same hotel the orgy's in

Heavyweight off a the scale like porgy fin

Business man, hundred and forty for some doggy limb

Don't play me, bitch, go play an accordion

Headin' for the players ball I'm a slay em all

Best Mack, take it all, baby, they is small

G Rap bigger than life

Like my liquor with ice

We gone need pimp-Christ here to save us all

My stable in order

Make a bitch stay to her quota

The kid get a bagel and water

Already made a killin' in Florida

But I think I'm a steak for the slaughter

Dry Sandy off and ballin'

That eye candy got the Miami Dolphins callin'

Don't hate on the player hate the game

Adjust the fuck up and bow down to the king

Kiss the ring