Blitzen Raps

(Santa rap)

1, 2, 1, 2, King James and Kobe too

It was the day before Christmas day

I just put brand new rims on my sleigh

In the kitchen cooking, eggs and hash

I got a call from Blitzen talkin some trash, sayin

(Blitzen )

Oh saint Nicky, don’t you see

You and your boys you’ll never beat me

So you can tell Kobe and tell LeBron

That they can meet me on the court and it’ll be uh-uh onnnn

(Santa)

Now Blitz ice grillin, like put em up

It ain’t take long for Kobe to shut em up

(Kobe)

Alright Blitz, the game is to 10

LeBron, check it out and show em how we get it in

(Santa )

Now he all nervous, tension brewing

Vixen was trying to talk some sense into em

LeBron threw the ball and he began to giggle em, like

(LeBron)

Look at this reindeer, he can barely dribble

(Kobe)

C’mon Bron, show some respect

He got hooves, not hands, what the heck you expect

(Santa)

Kobe stole the ball, crossed him up

Runnin around his back, tossed it up

Vixen crying to Blitz, like

(Vixen)

Oh no, lebron took off from behind the free throw

(Santa)

LeBron rose up looked at him again

Said, Merry Christmas Blitz and shattered the rim

The game is over, the game is over

The game is over, the game is over

Dunking on the reindeer, dunking on the reindeer

Dunking on the reindeer, dunking on the reindeer