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Kwengface

Chef

Release date: 22nd July 2021

From YPB: Tha Come Up
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About This Track

"Chef" is a track by Kwengface, from the album YPB: Tha Come Up , released 22nd July 2021. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Kwengface

Kwengface

Lyrics

Chef

[Intro]

Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby patty, right?

Alright, see this one, this one's called chef

Scratch Mixed It

Gotcha

[Verse 1]

Yo, yo my bruce let's rev that engine

My broski loves when I rap 'bout drill so he told me bark the skeng thing (Fling it)

My other bro told me to stay in the booth and rap 'cah that's where the bread is (True)

Can't lie, I can't hear none of that

'Cah the hand ting's loud and the Volvo's revving (It's mad)

It was me that sold [?] on the strip

Just lurkin' 'round with two different weapons (Skrt, skrt, skrt)

Anytime man step 'round them sidеs

Just know that it's smoky settings (True)

Man, she knows I'm a Pеcknarm legend

Been out here doing this ting since eleven (True)

So, you can't tell me about stepping

My ends black flag, Pecknarm where I'm repping

I'm bringing it back, like bro, what you reckon? (I'm bringing it back)

I need some waps (I need it)

Try cop me a yard by twenty-three, say it's nuttin' but beef and trap (Work)

See, I'm tryna move this cap but my mans going on rude and that ('Low it)

I'm really out here moving packs

Same way, man put him on the news and that

Yo, hand ting came in handy

Wave that mad like I'm calling a taxi (Ay, ay)

Peng grey ting called Maxine

Come link me and her dress all maxi (Ay, come 'ere)

OT trips get mashy

Month and a half, ten quid, get trappy (True)

Getting music money right now but I'm lovin' the trap

'Cah it's tax free (Woo)

Why you think that my Nokia rings? (Why?)

I got grub in cling (True)

I'm in the T house making a flip

Or I'm on the opp block letting it sing (Brap)

My bros in the jailhouse throwing them fists

But when he comes home, it ain't nuttin' but jibs (It's nuttin')

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the pigs

And fuck them olders, they ain't nuttin' but pricks

And fuck the boys there, they ain't nuttin' but chicks

[Chorus]

I could talk about most these yutes (Mm)

I won't waste my breath ('Low it)

'Cah all you gonna hear was

He got chinged and he got shot and cheffed (Ay, ay)

I'm on the opp block doin' up chef (Ay, ay)

Or I'm in the bando doin' up chef (Ay, ay)

Serving grub how I'm servin' wounds

Yo, like who wants it next?

I could talk about most these yutes (I can)

I won't waste my breath (Nah)

'Cah all you gonna hear was

He got chinged and he got shot and cheffed (True)

I'm on the opp block doin' up chef

Or I'm in the bando doin' up chef (Ay, ay)

Serving grub how I'm serving wounds (DAMN)

[Verse 2]

Three for twenty, six for forty, eight for fifty, get that gone

Allow man talking that stuff when I ain't seen a opp since -- got got

Put on my latex, see you later

I'm 'bout to make me a human pot

Feds tryna connect them dots

So I relocate, tryna find a new spot

Boom, boom, boom, boom

Back your mash and then shoot (Brap)

I can't lie when I leave my yard

I bring my keys, ying or blikks (Mm-mm)

Zone 2 step, oh yes

Get it correct when I'm with my troops (Gang)

My niggas do shank and shoot

Stay in the mains and I back my bruce (Woo)

Them man can't afford no boots (No)

Said there out here doing up sliders (Why you lack?)

Them man should do the Olympics

The Olympics, they're professional divers

F-F-Free up Shade, BMB

Free all the fucking lifers (Free the gang)

Bad B all lookin' all righteous

Rolls with the gang in the whip or on bikers

She rockin' triple black

When she runnin', do a slap

I just, I just over tap and gyal love me they over cap (Mad)

It's over, mad

How the opps been overpacked?

Can't lie, man I lighted --

The rest of them are over, damn

[Chorus]

I could talk about most these yutes (Mm)

I won't waste my breath ('Low it)

'Cah all you gonna hear was

He got chinged and he got shot and cheffed (Ay, ay)

I'm on the opp block doin' up chef (Ay, ay)

Or I'm in the bando doin' up chef (Ay, ay)

Serving grub how I'm servin' wounds

Yo, like who wants it next?

I could talk about most these yutes (I can)

I won't waste my breath (Nah)

'Cah all you gonna hear was

He got chinged and he got shot and cheffed (True)

I'm on the opp block doin' up chef

Or I'm in the bando doin' up chef (Ay, ay)

Serving grub how I'm serving wounds (DAMN)

[Outro]

Haha, shit

Cuz, that's why you're one of the best out

You get me?

And look out for the video for this one, yeah?

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From YPB: Tha Come Up

2021
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Album
YPB: Tha Come Up
YPB: Tha Come Up
Kwengface
Release year
2021
  1. —Active
  2. —Chef
  3. —Code Red
  4. —Intro
  5. —Groovy
  6. —Oh Shit
  7. —Skit
  8. —Tetley
  9. —TV
  10. —Zoo Rock
  11. —Bruck It
  12. —Moodish

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