[Intro]
Yo, what's up, dude?
Look, I'm super happy for you and everything
But don't forget who your real friends are
Or where you come from
[Verse 1]
All of my friends say, "Way to go" (Congrats, Josh)
It's crazy that you made it out on your own (So rockstar)
Could you put me on? Feature on a song?
Show a little love to the little ones
'Cause I know where you're from, talking with your mom
Even she thinks that you owe me one (Shut the fuck up)
[Chorus]
All my friends are leeches, tryna suck the fucking soul out of me
Never left high school on the bleachers throwing bottles at me
Ain't it funny how the closest ones become enemies? (Yeah)
My friends are leeches out for blood, but they won't get that from me
[Verse 2]
I am your mother, and you will listen to me
Life is short, you know? I did the best I could (Oh)
There's nothing else quite like family
You water that tree even when it leaves, you
Yeah, when I was a boy, didn't have a voice
No one looking out for the little one
But now I'm grown up, and I don't give a fuck
I'll tell you if you suck, even if you're blood, yeah
[Chorus]
All my friends are leeches, tryna suck the fucking soul out of me
Never left high school on the bleachers throwing bottles at me
Ain't it funny how the closest ones become enemies? (Yeah)
My friends are leeches out for blood, but they won't get that from me
[Bridge]
(If the shoe fits, if the shoe fits)
(If the shoe fits wear it, wear it)
(If the shoe fits, if the shoe fits)
(If the shoe fits wear it, wear it)
All my friends are leeches, I don't think that I will ever be free
Oh-oh, oh-oh, no
Pick up the fucking phone
[Chorus]
All my friends are leeches, tryna rip the goddamn joy out of me
They peaked in high school, now they're pissed that freaks like me live their dreams
Ain't it funny how the ones I'm calling out, disagree?
My friends are leeches out for blood, but they will get none from me
[Outro]
The number you are trying to reach is out of service
Goodbye