D. Scott Parsley

Hey girl

Is it really right for me

Send a little message

That i know i can see

Behold the life i lead for you

One would hope the only life for two

Can't you see the only life for me

Hey dude

Better try to make things work

You really gonna mess up

If you're like that with that girl

This way, this life, for me

This won't change the lonely life you see

This is not the life i thought would be

Hot dog

Guess you really bite my log

Everybody hates me

But assume i'm not around

For me, i say it's true

I wonder if they love me like you do

Maybe i can suck enough for two

Hey chick

What you gonna make of this

Getting sentimental

Better get there something quick

It's all the thing for me

Like some weird porno philosophy

Making us a grand apostrophe

It's sick

What you gonna make of this

Guess we'll think of something

Better think of something quick

It's here you make your peace

The cut the fold the crease

Maybe you can cure your own disease