How Am I Still Alive? (feat. Lydia Night)

Ring-ring, hello
I'm not at your service since my answer phone
Hold on, bye-bye
There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time

I've never really liked doing anything
I barely sing out when they threw me in the rain
I've never really wanted anyone at all
Apart from Michael when he fainted during football

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah
He drops his trousers in my shampoo
Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

Knock-knock, go home
I'd rather never answer than you stay too long
Crash-crash, om-oh
You would still be smocking if the house burned down

I'm getting really good at talking to myself
I kinda noticed you are fucking someone else
I wanted more and more to fade into the back
Until I'm staring at my micro, what a drag

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah
He drops his trousers in my shampoo
Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah
He drops his trousers in my shampoo
Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah
He drops his trousers in my shampoo
Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it