Cherry Gum

Hanging off a chair and I'm feeling a little numb
Cherry gum, chew it like the night is still young
There's a guy in the corner who won't stop sucking his thumb
And the floor is sticky
I thought this was supposed to be fun?

I got these long fuck-you nails on from last night
And I can't believe I came home with all nine
And I can't believe I can't believe it every time
Oh my god, is this it?
(This can't be it)

Someday I'll water my plants
And iron my clothes
And everything in my house will have a special place where it goes
I wanna grow up but I've already grown out of it
They can call it "Heaven" but I don't like the sound of it

The less I'm like them, the more I like me
I paint my life like a masterpiece
Little high, little low
I'm happy although I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody
Uh Oh I know
Uh oh I know
The less I'm like them, the more I like me
I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody

Wanna move on but I keep on ricocheting
I think a little bigger
Than the tiny little space they try to fit me in
Where my next door neighbour bitches
'bout her next door neighbour
Where they say "I like you skirt" to laugh about it later
But I know what I want, and baby, I'll claw my way in
You win, lose, you some some, I'll still be entertaining
Please don't get me wrong
This isn't finger-painting
I'm focused on the magnum opus that I'm creating

Someday I'll water my plants
And iron my clothes
And everything in my house
Will have a special place where it goes
I wanna grow up but I've already grown out of it
They can call it "Heaven" but I don't like the sound of it

The less I'm like them, the more I like me
I paint my life like a masterpiece
Little high, little low
I'm happy although I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody
Uh Oh I know
Uh oh I know
The less I'm like them, the more I like me
I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody

I've got these nails on from last night
And I can't believe I came home with all nine
And I can't believe I can't believe it every time
Oh my god, this can't be it