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letsmakenothinghappen – We Aren’t Vampires, We’re Cowboys (2023) | Track profile | Dork

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We Aren’t Vampires, We’re Cowboys

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We Aren’t Vampires, We’re Cowboys

Release date: 2023

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"We Aren’t Vampires, We’re Cowboys" is a track by letsmakenothinghappen, from the album This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us!, released 2023.

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1You Like Samurai Swords, I Like Baseball
2Walkin’ To Kevin’s Pastries, The One In Seattle
3We Aren’t Vampires, We’re Cowboys
4You Gotta Look Fashionable to Kill Yourself!

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