Katz

[Verse 1: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]

Cats had better learn to do the worm before sixth grade

Same age, fix your man's fade and make a mask out a pig face

Cats had better not leave they fitted on the 6 train

Cats had better gimme back my Mr. Magic mixtape

Meditate and get a bit creative with the ramen brick

Cats had better fetch the kid a soda pop and ottoman

Cats had better beeline to the monolith

Cats had better never doubt the dollar bin

AKA the promised land

Cats had better use a word to clarify apartment letter when they place they order

Cats had better keep a pointy thingy close for roaches running in the corner

Cats had better check they change for Puerto Rico quarters

Cats had better change they Brita filters

Cats had better wipe the treadmill down after they use it

'fore I lose it

Never know when you're a goner it's all fate

Cats had better sign they license now, become an organ donor

I'll wait

Cats had better learn to recognize a po in plain clothes

Cats had better not graduate to what they hate most

Cats had better shout "aight" when Doug E. flip the "ayo"

Better yet take notes on the whole stage show, K?

Cats had better drink up all they Ovaltine

And recognize the flow is more important than the smoke machine

Cats had better learn a thing or two about diplomacy

Cats had better cool it with the “Holy Moses woe is me…”

Cats had better not include me on group texts

Cats had better watch they free hand during group sex

Cats had better inspect to see if the tip is included in the check

Cats had better not smoke in the igloo

Cats had better not fart when they girl is the big spoon

Cats had better throw some water on that wrinkle

And be neat and wipe the seat if they sprinkle when they tinkle

[Bridge: Aesop Rock]

Shit is disgusting, straight up

[Chorus: Homeboy Sandman]

I'm only trying to help you

I'm only trying to make you understand

That you shouldn't do some shit that's wack

You should do some fly shit instead

And if you keep doing wack shit

That shit is never gonna work out well

Wack shit is the wackest shit as you can clearly tell

Clearly tell

[Verse 2: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]

Cats had better name they horsey Paul Revere

And wear a smoking jacket when attempting to dramatically about face in they office chair

Cats had better not back-up off the triple dog dare

Cats had better stop romanticizing the crosshairs

Aw yeah, cats had better save me a jelly-filled

Cats had better greet me with the theme song from Benny Hill

Draw an arrow through the head of every prez on every bill

Cats had better keep they head and arms inside the ferris wheel

Yo, cats had better that's true indeed

Cats had better with all deliberate speed

Cats had better today

Cats had better right away

Cats had better immediately, repeatedly

Cats had better or risk they won't recover

Cats had better for they own good, and the good of others

Cats had better, motherfucker