[Skit]
*Sound of a car driving on a busy street*
Taxi Driver: Alright, sir, which side of the street would you like to be on?
Patron: Yeah, that one. That side right there
Taxi Driver: Yeah, okay
*The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out*
Taxi Driver: Okay, that will be four-ninety please
Patron: Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change
Taxi Driver: Oh, fuck you!
*The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking*
Box Office Worker: May, I help you?
Patron: Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. Hardcore
Box Office Worker: That will be ten dollars
*He hands her money and then walks through a door*
Box Office Worker: Fuckin' weirdo...
*Lil' Kim's Big Momma Thang is playing in the background*
Concession Stand Worker: Yeah, may I help you?
Patron: Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and ah, ah, a large order of butter and just like a lot of napkins please
Concession Stand Worker: Butter? Anyway, am, will that be all?
Patron: Yeah, ah...
Concession Stand Worker: That'll be six-ninety-five
The patron hands another bill over
Concession Stand Worker: Ah, man, why this shit so slimey?
Patron: Huh!
*The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand
Into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning and having sex. Porno music is heard in the background
The patron unzips his zipper. A splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating.*
Patron: Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim
Come on. Yeah. Yeah
*The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the masturbating patron continue*
Patron: Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah
Work it, bitch!
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