Mid Dick

I got dressed for this
I showered, and I put on makeup for this. (Yo, net; God, what the fuck?)
I waxed my pussy, and I'm sore as shit
I can't even sit down (fuck)
You sandpapered my fucking pussy
And you still couldn't even find my clit!

That's fucked up
That's fucked up
That's fucked up
F-f-fucked up
That's fucked up
That's fucked up
That's fucked up
F-f-fucked up

Looks chadly
But smashes very badly. (Ew)
Bottom-up and khakis
Leaves my pussy sadly
Why me?
Feeling grimy when you're inside me
I'll finish myself off
I'll do it myself

Why'd I even make the drive?
Bushwick loser guy
Make me wanna unalive
Lose my number, no reply (no reply)
Lose my number, no reply (no reply)

(Do you have any lube?) That's fucked up
(Um...) That's fucked up
(How about a different position?) That's fucked up
That's fucked up
That's fucked up
(I'm not really feeling this.) That's fucked up
F-f-fucked up

Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
More shit I'll suppress

I'm just trying to bust one
Pussy some dum dum
Mid-sick conundrum
I just trying to cum some
Um

I should leave, um
Uber please
Such a tease
All I got were deez

Nuts
Nuts
N-nuts
Nuts
Nuts
Nuts

That's fucked up
That's fucked up
(Interesting choice) that's fucked up
That's fucked up
(Okay) that's fucked up
(That kinda hurts, uh) That's fucked up
That's fucked up
(Let's maybe stop) f-f-fucked up

Mid-dick, go off I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS (okay)
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess (yeah)
More shit I'll suppress

Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS (yeah)
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
More shit I'll suppress

Thanks for the bad dick, I guess
Jackhammering the fuck out of my pussy
I'm gonna leave now, so
Bye!