Lil Weezyana Fest “Best Rapper Alive” Freestyle

[Verse]

Now beam me up Scotty

You gon' find your mommy chopped up in a tub

With "Stop snitchin'" written on a note by her body

I picked up your ho and she wore something tiny

I wore something simple, she like that about me

My dope from the 90's, dope ain't consignment

Coke ain't that diet, I hope you a client

Niggas be snitching, bitches be lying

Niggas who snitchin' we throw to the lions

Ain't no testifyin', you know desert's quiet

Scream until you give your throat laryngitis, we so terrorizin'

You cuddle too much, you choose hoes to confide in

I know where you hide and that ho verified it

I told my homie, "I know where to find him"

He said, "You late, we already got him

And by the way, it was an honor"

That made my day, made me so proud

I bought my bitch some shit from her favorite designer

And a Chihuahua

What's the occasion? Don't worry about it

I don't fuck with snakes except Kobe, the Mamba

Might cut off my hair 'cause these hoes is Delilah's

Let me check my wallet, my pulse and my vitals

I am the greatest, I am retired

It's up in the air like carbon monoxide

We in the buildin', we started from outside

My dick is my third eye, she call it cockeyed

Run with me

Run through a threesome

This shit so wet, it can be sea sickening

Niggas expect some sort of leniency

I'm in high def, but why are you screening me?

I'm Weezy F