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Lil Wayne

Yao Ming

Release date: 14th May 2015

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"Yao Ming" is a track by Lil Wayne, released 14th May 2015. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Lil Wayne.

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Lyrics

Yao Ming

[David Banner]

Hello its Mr. David Banner, your bitch eater

I suggest that you dont kiss or hug her and dont eat her

I Run DMCs in this bitch in my adidas

I was chose to expose when you chose as a leader

Yes Im fresh like a rose picked from the garden of Eden

Im stepped out the rose my game rose like Easter

I got a couple bitches thats painted like Mona Lisa

Now I fuck em at my leisure and i never touch my visa

So ghetto, my kicks so retro, got nuts like a rhino, call them Mark Echo

You know I ain't braggin, Im just sayin

I know yall said it too, cuz yall niggas playin

Bitch

[Chorus]

And bitch Im tall as Yao Ming

And bitch Im tall as Yao Ming

Look at my daddy (x4)

Yao Ming

Look at my daddy (x4)

[2 Chainz]

Lets make a toast to the breadwinner

I am so damn hot on the scale winter

Life a bitch, Ill dance with her

All up in the sand with her

Try to get up in the bed with her

And put my third leg in her

Oh Ive been pumpin pussy like gas, nigga

Got my fofo, youll get 8 like math nigga

Still use a shoe box for my stash nigga

Money so tall you gone need a drug round with ya

Self esteem high like 26

You can catch me gettin high with like 20 bitches

Takein plenty pictures, yea you know Im camera ready

Im about to wax that ass I got my camera ready

[Chorus]

Look at my daddy (x4)

And bitch Im tall as Yao Ming

Look at my daddy (x4)

And bitch Im tall as Yao Ming

Look at my daddy (x4)

Yao Ming

Look at my daddy (x4)

[Lil Wayne]

Ok, traffic on Mars, smokin in a spaceship

Bright red flag stickin out like fake lips

Im forever young, forever Young Mula

Bitch, cash money is an army, oorah

Tunechi be what they call me

Im everything but sorry

Get a bad ass high yellow bitch to come and ride my horse

I named it Charlie

No cream in my coffee, dont bleed on my carpet

I falls in love with all these hoes, but its money over bitches regardless

Im so high I won't come down, boy my pack be dumb loud

Waiting for one of these niggas to cross the line, like a touchdown

I gotchu, Im Piru, bitch Im out there by you

Blade on the AK, cut your ass like high school

David banner on the beat, bitch, dig it like a deep ditch

I got the world in my hands Im about to make a fist

Ha, I stand tall as Yao Ming!

Blocka pow pow ping must be New Orleans!

[Chorus]

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