FREDDY MERCURY CYPHER

[Intro]

Heatseeker

Limeboiler

[Verse 1: limeboiler]

My grandma just died and that isn't a joke

Fell off my bike and I injured my scrote

Playin' Skullgirls with all hands shootin' ropes

I am not gay, I'm balls deep in the Pope

I started giggle, she tickled my weenie

Thought she wanted me, she wanted Dinne

She look like Salvador Dali, she screaming

I got lice, yeah, my pubis is teeming

I feel like Tyler when he made Oldie

My booty swampy, my butthole moldy

Told her "you got so many holes, you holy"

My bitch Italian, my bitch is oily

She say she want me, hеr pussy is dry

She said that I didn't smell, she liеd

Feel like an egg, I'm smoky and fried

She ate my ass and I started to cry

[Verse 2: houdinne]

I'm on the track, smokin' crack

Drinkin' lean like I'm 2pac

I got money like I'm 2pac

Air Forces and they all black

Strapped with an AK and a gat

Tats on my neck and tats on my back

I'm smoking cocaine in a Hellcat

Fuck that bitch and then give her a Big Mac

Dump that hoe 'cause her ass was too fat

Drop in the early morning like a rooster

I order a pint of lean at a Jamba Juice

Shot him in the face and I ain't feel bad

I conceal the pack and I drove real fast

.223s and they peeled his head back

Shot him in the face with a dirty gat

Shot him up, bullets the size of a Tic Tac

[Verse 3: Joey Ireland]

When I was six years old I invented Bitcoin

Off of tour I bought a single joint

Getting double brain, this bitch conjoint

I'm in Ireland, the River Boyne

Again when I was six

I was in the clinic a lot

A clown posse came in

I pulled out my 9, they got shot

In the pen for ten years

Came out, recorded this song

Just downed ten beers

Now bitches want my dong

[Verse 4: zombAe]

I scream on these bitches like I'm Zillakami

I jack off in skirts that your bitch done bought me

I be like faggots, you come with no fashion

You niggas got problems, I come with my ratchet

No [?], I go with the fashion, no caption, I go with the [?]

I bash these motherfuckin' fascists

Hadn't seen [no one?] what the fuck in the [?]

Nigga got a problem with me, he gon' need a medic

Adderall, uh

[Pockets?], they revolve, uh

I'm 21 Savage, you Twenty One Pilots

Go and try to fight it

I see you right through the iris

I don't really like that song no more, uh

I don't really wanna fuck no whore, aye

I don't really wanna [?] no whore

If you really got problems, I got the [?]

I got the [?], yeah, nigga you want it

If you really want it, I'm gonna box it

I'ma go on you niggas like [?]

I'ma go on you niggas like [?]

I'm Seth Rogen, I'm Seth Rogen

I'm with your hoe and she chokin'

[?] if she want that [?]

I caught your hoe and she bolted, ah

[Verse 5: Dake]

I just wanna eat my chips

I just wanna know what you want

What do you want

I just wanna know what you need

[Verse 6: limeboiler]

Lime back with another verse

Ate a burger, needa burst

Spilled some ketchup on my shirt

Dick too hard, dick hurt

Anime, spurt-spurt

Ahegao keyboard

Shawty like my length but I got too much girth, yuh

Got a Mac 11 on my desk

I did 9/11 and the rest

Went to 7/11 for some bread

Went to 7/11 for some head

Actually behind 7/11, there was a girl that I met there

Who sucked off my meat hairs

Now I'm lookin' like a hairless cat, what's up with that

That's weird

Now she want me to shave my beard but I like my beard

No cap

Feel like Young Thug, got a [?] on a race track

And I'm grabbin' on her ass, like smack-smack

She say she want me 'cause I look like the guy from Smash Mouth

Who ate all those eggs

I need a bitch who got no legs

I need a bitch who got no head

A Dullahan, specifically, with no legs

[Verse 7: taylor morgan]

I'm with my mom, I help her with groceries

I hope y'all don't roast me

Everyone's gross to me

And I don't know what's wrong with me

I'm in Pennsylvania like Hershey

Please don't hurt me

I'm in school like learning

Doing crimes like Birdy

I don't know what time it is

I still don't know what time it is

Nobody will tell me what time it is

I just wanna know what time it is

I guess I'll just finish this verse

I skrrt off in the hearse

I just stole somebody's purse

That won't be the first

[Verse 8: J1ll B1ll]

*incoherent nonsense*

[Verse 9: quinn]

Pop filter off while I record this shit

Took her to the port, shot her, and I recorded it

Called the police and I panicked so I reported it

Put my DNA all over the weapon like right before the shit

I would buy a 'Rarri but I can't even afford the shit

I just got a child, I'm 'bout to contact an abortionist

Smokin' on that sticky icky, smellin' like some horse's shit

Had to get the fuck off Twitter, tired of that horny shit

Fifty on my waist and my watch, bitch, I'm drippin'

Out on the corner 'cause I'm motherfuckin' crippin'

Mama told me come inside the house but she was trippin'

Transgender drug dealer, I be water whippin'

Don't know anything except for estrogen in kitchens

Had to switch the flow because I forgot what rhymed with kitchens

And I'm with your grandpa's bitch lookin' at the pigeons

This verse was so bad but it's only 'cause of the mixin'

[Verse 10: negative agp]

Give me big mouth Freddy Mercury

I'm in need of some aid, Freddy Mercury

Yeah, I'm lyin' in the court commitin' perjury

Yeah, you know that I'm gay like Freddy Mercury

[Verse 11: Anonymous]

[?] I'm a beast, I'm a thug

[?]

[?] coffee in my mug

[?] place, stay up late

No wait, it's seven in the morning

[?] in the morning [?] make the most of the day

[?] this year, I hope it's okay

[Verse 12: Spunch Bob]

Got [?] from the dark web

I think there's gum in it

Tried to buy a gun in the shop

I'm too retarded

[?] but that shit exploded

Now there's a hole in my head

Try not to cum in it

[Verse 13: ezip]

I just hotboxed a Hellcat with an Xbox 1 Series X

I don't know what to say after that, help

I just spoke to your girlfriend and we had sex (Fornicate)

That last line was just not true

I don't know what to rhyme with sex

Motherfuckers told me to say flex

I just walked into Walmart and stole seven PS5s

They ask me where I got all these PS5s

I said I have a family of sixty-five

They said they understand why I'm holding seven PS5s

If motherfuckers do not stop staring at me, no one in this Walmart will be alive

If you want the Frog Bible 2021 edition hit my line

Wait, hold on, I gotta go piss real quick

(I just got back-) I just got back from pissin'

There is someone tryna break into my kitchen

Fuck all you, if you disagree with me I'm killing myself

She said she want [?] gravy, I told her I'm goated with the sauce

My dreams be weird as fuck like white Peter Griffin selling G Herbo some gas

[Verse 14: soupflavor4loko]

No sabes con [?] te metes

No sabes con quien [pas?]

Yo no juegos está [?]

Ni tampoco [?]

[?] juegos puntacom

Super smash, thrash

Juegos en mi [?]

Give my girl [media?] flash

Descargando [?]

Descargando dollar

Descargando [?]

Descargando casado

No sabes con quien te metes

No sabes con [pas?]

Si [?] en mi camino

Descarte los juegos en flash

Took a bunch of Vyvanse

Made about five bands

Fucked your girl raw, now she's askin' me for five bands

I don't really get it 'cause I'm not even fertile

But she's servin' up my broth like a damn sea turtle

Fuck, put your yeast on my D, stat

Hanging from my tree like a baby in a cot

Even when I die I don't think I'll fuckin' rot

Just met my [?] through a Congress member’s house

[Verse 15: kuru]

I wrote a [?] then I fuckin' go long

[?] I said so long

And I smoking gas, oh yeah it's so strong

And I got five [?] on my song

Uh, they ridin' away like a [?]

Ten bands, yeah I know you see that shit

Uh [?] I'm fly out to Phoenix

And I'm [?] like I'm droppin' a fetus

I just [?]

Just top tier, no they cannot defeat us

And they say that [?] but they know that they need us

I ain't playin' no games, I ain't rockin' Adidas

Like a fuckin' sloth I might run to the fuckin' bag

You get smoked like a fuckin'-

You get smoked like a fuckin', shit

You get smoked like a fuckin' bitch

We gon' put your ass in a backwood

You get put in a fuckin' ditch

Bitch I [?] around on a switch

Yeah I [?] fuck [?] made you switch

You might need a couple of stitches

[?] like a pitch

Bitch we can throw your ass off a bridge

No, I can't find shit in my fridge

Aimin' the Glock at your wrists

I made a hundred bands now I'm rich

Hundred bands, now I'm rich

No, I can't find shit in my fridge

Ooh, Aimin' the Glock at your wrists

I made a hundred bands, now I'm rich

Hundred bands, now I'm rich

[Verse 16: Lil Grip]

I need top from a bitch in some knee socks

I need sloppy from Vsauce

She suckin' me, her willy beatbox

I just took away my son's Leapfrog

I just sold K2 to the cake boss

He gave me cake to 'cause he bake lots

I said "Hey, thank you, Buddy Valastro"

He said "Lil Grip, it is no prob"

Then I robbed him for his fondant

Now his whole family's despondent

TLC is all out of content

Like what are we gonna do, we're gonna do Breaking Amish

Your girl look like a goblin, we have frequent correspondence

She doesn't call you when she's ovulating 'cause we in the crib makin' omelets