Schuyler Defeated (Off-Broadway)

[Philip, spoken]

Look: Grandpa's in the paper!

"War Hero Philip Schuyler in Danger of Losing Senate Seat to Young, Upstart Aaron Burr..."

[sung}

Grandpa might lose his seat in the senate...!

[Eliza]

I thought he was unopposed?!

[Philip]

Not according to the paper, he isn't!

[Eliza]

Go make sure the door is closed!

[Philip]

Further down

[Eliza, Philip]

Further down!

[Philip]

See Schuyler has a challenger from New York!

[Eliza]

New York!

[Eliza, Philip]

For senator:

Burr!

[Eliza]

I gotta go

I gotta find Alexander!

[Philip]

Tell him we're on his side!

[Eliza]

No...

He'll consider this a

Personal slander!

I've gotta stop a homicide!

[Philip]

Oh!

[Eliza]

Look around!

[Eliza, Philip]

We should look around!

[Eliza]

Let's go and find your father

Down in New York!

[Philip]

New York!

[Hamilton]

Burr!

Since when are you a Democratic-Republican?!

[Burr]

Since being one put me on

The up 'n up again!

[Hamilton]

No one knows who you are

Or what you do-!

[Burr]

They don't need to know me

They don't like you!

[Hamilton] Excuse me?!

[Burr] All of Wall Street thinks you're great

You'll always be adored by things you create

But upstate you're the rascal who trades away the capital

[Hamilton]

Wait-

[Burr]

The asshole who taxes the a-a-alcohol

[Hamilton]

I've always considered you a friend!

[Burr]

I don't see why that has to end!

A senate seat was up for grabs

And I took it!

It's not my fault people think you're crooked!

[Hamilton]

You're gonna make a fool of me through my father-in-law?!

[Burr]

There's the kid who almost shot Charles Lee in the jaw!

My God

You're pride will be the death of us all

But beware! it goeth before the fall!

[Eliza]

Alexander, there you are!

[Hamilton]

Eliza?!

[Eliza]

You forgot your papers

Mr. Burr, good sir

It's been so long!

How are the Theodosia's?

[Burr]

As a matter of fact

My wife has taken ill

[Eliza]

I'm not surprised

What with the chill!

You'll send her our regards?

[Burr]

I will

[Eliza]

And how's your daughter?

[Burr]

She's my pride and joy! Fluent in French & Latin!

[Philip]

Well, so am I!

[Burr]

She's the same age as your boy!

[Hamilton}

Yeah, one day he'll run Manhattan-!

[Eliza]

We must be going, sir

But send your girls our love!

[Burr]

Nice to meet your son!

[Hamilton]

Mister Burr, we're not done!

[Eliza]

Hun...

[Burr]

If I were you

I'd stick with her

Sir!