Cheatin'

[Intro: Phonte as Percy Miracles]

Baby, we've been together for so long

And I just don't know, why you continue to do me

The way you wanna do me?

I checked your cell phone, and I saw a number

I didn't notice had called on that

So somethin' tells me, either yo' mama done change her number

Or you cheatin'

[Verse 1: Percy Miracles]

How could you do this to me after all these years?

Girl, I don't know what in the fuck you think this is

Always tryna play around and tell lies while you are not at home

Sorry, girl, you busted now, I saw the number on yo' cell phone

You cheatin'

[Chorus: Percy Miracles]

You was cheatin' (Yes, you was)

Caught you creepin' (Yes, I did)

To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (You triflin' ho)

Heavy breathing (Yes, you was)

Now I'm leavin'

(I got to walk out right now, 'cause I just can't take it, girl, you was cheatin')

You was cheatin' (Yes, you was)

Caught you creepin' (Yes, I did)

To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (You dirty bitch)

Heavy breathing (Yes, you was)

Now I'm leavin'

(I got to get outta here, 'cause I just can't take it no more)

[Verse 2: Percy Miracles & Mr. Diggs]

(La-laaah, Percy, don't you know

We been through this type of thing before-hore?)

Oh, lord

But this time it's different, I know I ain't trippin'

I looked in the cell phone, saw another man's digits

(Now, you must be trippin', cause you know it's not the same

She called you from her mama house and maybe her number changed)

No, she got the two-thousand minute plan, callin' her minute man

I'm packin' the kids up, we gone in the mini-van (No, don't do it, Percy!)

[Chorus: (Percy) & Mr. Diggs]

You was cheatin' (Yes, you was)

Caught you creepin' (Yes, I did)

To the window, to the wall, to the wall, oh you killing me skeet-skeetin' (You cold busted)

Heavy breathing No Percy (Out the door), now I'm leavin'... No, no no...

(No more checks and no more child support) Oh my gawd-hod, no

You was cheatin' (Fuck that...), caught you creepin'

(I can't believe she would do this to me)

To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (Give it another chance, Percy)

Heavy breathin' (She don't deserve it)

Now I'm leavin' (No, no) (No, no, no, she don't)

Let me count the ways that I loved you, girl

[Bridge: Background Singers, Mr. Diggs & Percy Miracles]

I say, one, two, three, four, five

Really wanted you to be my wife

And I say six, seven, eight, nine, ten

Really wanted you to be my friend

And I say eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen

Can't think of nothing that rhyme wit' "fifteen"

Oh lord, the background singers just messed up

(Well, Percy I don't give a fuck)

Well, tell me where we gonna go

(We're going to "The Minstrel Show!")

[Chorus: Percy Miracles & Mr. Diggs]

You was cheatin' (Yes, she was)

Caught you creepin'

To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin'

(We're live at the show and I just don't know where to go, baby)

Heavy breathin'

Now I'm leavin'

(Ooohh, I'm so hurt, I'm so tired, I don't know what to do

I'm so turned around, and I just turn around, I'm seeing faces

And then I just wanna fall out and die)

You was cheatin' (I know how you feel, Percy)

Caught you creepin' (You don't understand)

To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin'

(Believe me, I know how you feel)

Heavy breathing (How do you know?)

Now I'm leavin'

(You know in your heart, that you, don't, want, nobody but her)

[Skit: Mr. Diggs & Percy]

Whoo! Thank you! (Thank you, thank you, everyone)

Thank you, Minstrel Show! We love you, Minstrel Show

(Thank ya) Thank ya, I'm Percy Miracles, Mr. Diggs (Thank ya!)

You sound so wonderful, baby

Thank you, thank you!

[Outro: Von Pea]

"Hi, this is Devon Callender out of Brooklyn, New York

And you're watching the biggest colored show on Earth

'The Minstrel Show'!"