So Fabulous

[Intro: Nightclub Emcee]

Good evening ladies and gentleman, this is Eddie Hendricks the legend

I want to thank y'all for coming out this evening

And I'm sorry 'bout that $2 coverage charge, but we have to pay the entertainment

As I present to you Phonte, Big Pooh, 9th Wonder

So y'all just put yo hands together as we bring to the stage, Little Brother

Little Brother, y'all go 'head and do a little something for 'em

[Verse 1: Phonte]

Hey, I flew in from NC to keep us moving on schedule

Nat Cole shit, I'm King Unforgettable

Writing on the plane, these words is barely legible

But once again back is the incredible

[Verse 2: Big Pooh]

The Little Brother, we number one

Always getting the job done, we some smooth operators

Haters come close, but they can't touch

Run back and they can't rush, imagine dat shit

Jay Dee's dreams is plastic

I'm tired of stretching money out like elastic

Drastic measures we gon' have to take

Like serving classes up fresh out the gate

[Verse 3: Phonte]

Without the papes we 'bout to get this rap shit nailed down

Cause stakes is high, so I eat at Taco Bell now

Yo, get it up cause it's alright for y'all to yell now

Wearing yo' Avirex, the cowry shell down

[Chorus]

It's so beautiful, so fabulous

So exclusive, so extravagant

We money making (show stopping emcees)

Neva faking, keep on

[Verse 4: Phonte]

If you think you can out-rhyme me, boy I bet

I ain't met the motherfucka who can do that yet

Why their played out rhymes remain odd

I stay cool like James Todd, and still remain dominant

Up in yo spot tonight, we steady rocking it

And I'm gonna knock you out, just like mama said

To Lenny, blunt smokes, cigarettes, Henny

But it's something 'bout these hoes, Lord forgive me

[Verse 5: Big Pooh, Phonte ]

I stepped in about a quarter pass, you know, whatever

I'm trying to get up on some ass, like whatever

And grab a quick bite by the end of the night

I drain trying to complain, and knees killing me, right

But you know we got that hot shit

Known to rock the block, and cause turbulence when you in the cock pit

Cool, cause he don't get upset

I grab a bucket of wings, get some snacks, and I jet

[Chorus]

It's so beautiful, so fabulous

So exclusive, so extravagant

We money making (show stopping emcees)

Neva faking, keep on

It's so beautiful, so fabulous

So exclusive, so extravagant

We money making (show stopping emcees)

Neva faking, keep on

[Verse 6: Big Pooh (imitating "Audio Two")]

MC P-O, people call me Pooh

When I'm busting up the party, I'ma rock fa you

9th is cutting up for the

Niggas in the Justus League

Verse 7: Phonte (imitating "Kool G Rap")

And to you rappers taking all figures

For industry niggas, the ball players

Dropping 'em off of all makers

Wit yo' whole team in ambulances

We building more beef than cattle ranches

Against the snowstorms and avalanches

{Big Pooh imitating "Slick Rick"}

Well, it was one of those days (not much to do)

I was steady writing rhymes (for the Little Brother crew)

Of the two be Phonte, and 9th, plus Eccentric

And Big Doe in case I didn't mention

(But did you tell 'em 'bout the League) Oh yes, the League of Justus

(And did you remember what they need) These kids, they want substance

Rhymes and beats keep my day flowing lovely

But I'ma say "crumbs" and pass it off to Doug E

{Phonte imitating "Doug E. Fresh"}

This is all about no doubt for Little Brother

But first, let's take a moment to recover

[(Beatbox)] Shwang

This has been written, it's never bitten

You keep forgetting the lyrics on tracks that I'm spitting

The only thing worse are the emcees that I'm ripping

They talking shit and wishing

Some of these guys getting' all hurked up

From a ghost-written rhyme by a chump, word up

It don't make you a big man, and

To wanna diss Little Brother man, and

We all know, it's part of the plan (Why?)

Cuz Phonte and Pooh is in full demand

[Chorus]

It's so beautiful, so fabulous

So exclusive, so extravagant

We money making (show stopping emcees)

Neva faking, keep on

It's so beautiful, so fabulous

So exclusive, so extravagant

We money making (show stopping emcees)

Neva faking, keep on

[Outro imitating "The May 4th Movement" by Digable Planets]

One time for your mind, one time for your mind

One time for your mind, one time for your mind

One time for your mind, two times for my nigga Big Pooh

Three times for my Greensboro dimes, seven times whatever

I don't trip, Doe don't trip, 9th don't trip, Leg don't trip

Mike don't trip, Te don't trip, Justus League forever now...