Mr. Goodbar

[Intro]

Nah, y'all, nah, y'all, uh-uh, I ain't disrespectin', though

I'm just sayin' it happened to me, it can happen to him

How you doin'?

What's your name?

Uh, mm, haha

Oh, you his girl?

[Verse 1]

Hello, my name is Mr. Goodbar, I came to offer champagne

Later on, maybe I'll tell you my real name

But for now sip your drink and be merry

And be a nice girl and save me a cherry

Me? I'll have a Kahlúa and milk

'Cause champagne always stains my silk

You got a man? That's somethin' we won't talk about

He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out

I like your Fendi bag, your alligator shoes

Your hairstyle and your whole point of view

The way you lick your lips and stare

You tell me that's a habit, mhm, yeah

Honey-coated legs with not one scar

The stylish wardrobe is up to par

Here's my number, call me in my car

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar

[Interlude]

So how long you been talkin' to him? Word?

Nah, he cool with me, he's cool with me

Oh, he loves you?

[Verse 2]

Honey, open up a bottle of brandy

Better yet, have a piece of Cool J candy

And sweat the man with the master-disaster

Break-ya-like-plaster plan and

The cards on the table and the deal is dealt (Uh)

I'm in the mood for a tuna melt

And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you

Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would hate to

Leave the job half-done (Nah)

'Cause at a time like this you're the one that I'm lookin' for

Crawlin' on the floor (Woof)

I'm comin' back for more

If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa

I'd get a piece of the Mona Lisa

Then smoke a cigar

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar

[Interlude]

Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line? Hahaha

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, he's my man, word, him too

Yeah, I like Bobby Brown

I'm tellin' you, he's cool but

[Verse 3]

Don't be cruel 'cause you'll be on your own

It's my prerogative and my microphone

Come and get this ice cream cone

Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home

Grown and healthy, that's how I like 'em

Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs (Mm)

Mr. Goodbar style

You haven't met a guy like me in a while

I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake

I ain't got no Body by Jake

Smooth as White Star Extra Dry Moët Chandon

And I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bonbon

[Outro]

You know what I'm sayin', baby?

I'm Mr. Goodbar (Goodbar), yeah

So you know, next time, uh, your man's out

Check the lobby

Nah, nah, he's cool

Who, my girl? Oh, I don't know, your man might be with her

You know what I'm sayin'? But I'm with you

Yeah, Mr. Goodbar, baby, uh

And may I say, may I say

That outfit you got on is slammin'

Juicy lips, so honey coated, mm

Yo, he never says that to you?

He never gives you compliments?

Yo, he be givin' you flowers baby

And tellin' you how much he cares for you?

Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection?

I didn't think so