Elvis

[Verse 1]

Crawled out of the park to eat her took a

Stairwell would I fall to please her

Just to tear this out of my belly forever

'Cause I'm still hooked to the light forever

I can do it if you're there

And it's only when you're there

Bless them with the arrogant brandos

Leave your heart stitched in a hundred pieces

If it's not wet then you shouldn't be doing it

She's no bitch, she's far too rich

And I can do it when you're there

And it's only when you're there

[Chorus]

All these amazing frustrations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said a sensations

Are as perfect as 'sturbation

Hardly needs to be nailed as frustration

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be soiled

[Post-Chorus]

And you wash yourself (You wash yourself)

You wash yourself

And I wash myself (You wash yourself)

You wash yourself (He, he, he, he)

[Verse 2]

End up in a young hair, curled round with a finger

I can't excuse this, it's all fucked

But if you're there I can screw it when she's there

I can rule the world six times over

With my head burned out and my body on hold

I can do it if you're there and it's only when she's there

[Chorus]

All these amazing frustrations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said

(All these amazing frustrations)

(Such a perfect celebration)

(Hardly needs to be said)

All these amazing sensations

Such a virgin celebration

Never needs to be soiled

[Post-Chorus]

You wash yourself (You wash yourself)

You wash yourself

And I wash myself (You wash yourself)

You wash yourself

(You wash yourself)

(You wash yourself)

[Verse 3]

The whole world joins the French Foreign Legion

Get a new suit for the man who discovered

Elvis was so fat when he died and ascend to heaven

I live here in my watered down Disney baby

With ten million attic clad genius

Abort me, I have to compete and maybe

One man will eventually spit on Mars

Save us, if you're there

Only if she's there

I can do it if you're there

I can do it when she's there

You can screw when she's there

You can screw when she's there

[Outro]

All these amazing frustrations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said

(Oh, these amazing frustrations)

(Such a perfect celebration)

(Hardly need to be said)

Oh, these amazing frustrations

You're a virgin celebration

Hardly needs to be dead

(All these amazing frustration)

(Such a perfect celebration)

(Only needs to be said)

All these amazing sensations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said

(All these amazing frustration)

(Such a perfect celebration)

(Only needs to be said)