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Los Campesinos! have announced a 20th anniversary UK tour
Pre-sale begins 13th November; general sales start the following day.
Nov 11, 2025 • 10:10 AM
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I came two weeks before Christ Not tender nor mild From the womb I came a-wailing "Silent Night" But I'll give you something to believe in You'll see three ships sailing in I'm a frail evergreen Be a bauble a-hanging off of me Pine needles a-pricking at your bare feet I'll be anything you want of me A carrot nosed encased in snow An angel teetering atop a tree Vomiting from vertigo If you'll be mine for Christmas A doe to a deer I'll be home for Christmas And home will be here I'm three sheets to the wind But the wind is a sleet And this sheet ain't one of snow to play beneath And my nose is red from the whiskey I'm Boxing Day game away Shirtless cherubs on the terrace Singing hymns, praying the saviour scores today And that he is one, but not the only I'll be anything you want of me A carrot nosed encased in snow An angel teetering atop a tree Vomiting from vertigo If you'll be mine for Christmas A doe to a deer I'll be home for Christmas And home will be here If you're looking for me, follow any star 'Cause I will be around, no matter where you are I'm CCTV video late night on Christmas Eve Window shopping in full Santa suit, blind drunk on the High Street Never got a gift, gold, frankincense or myrrh And never would've cared if you could just have her I'm Christmas morning stumbling home up the cul-de-sac Flanked by kids upon new bikes, stabilising my walk back I'll be anything you want of me A carrot nosed encased in snow An angel teetering atop a tree Vomiting from vertigo If you'll be mine for Christmas A doe to a deer I'll be home for Christmas And home will be here If you'll be mine for Christmas A doe to a deer If you'll be mine for Christmas If you'll be mine for Christmas
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Pre-sale begins 13th November; general sales start the following day.

Indie legends Los Campesinos! have forged a path to cult status by doing things their own way, and with their new album ‘All Hell’, they’re looking to set an example.

It's their first since 2017's 'Sick Scenes'.
