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Average

Release date: 11th April 2017

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"Average" is a track by Lou Phelps, from the album 001: Experiments, released 11th April 2017. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Lou Phelps

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Lyrics

Average

[Intro: Lou Phelps]

Too nice

[Verse 1: Lou Phelps]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ring-ring-ring on your telephone

Why the fuck you answer?

Bitch you giving dome

The type of reason why all y'all hoes all be alone

What's between your legs be bringing a nigga home

You lookin' bad

I guess you kinda jealous

Oh, oh now you mad?

Now you feelin' rebellious?

Slap the taste outcha mouth and y'all niggas still salty

Slap your breath outcha mouth and y'all niggas still talkin'

If it wasn't for the pigs I'd put you back in your place

If it ain't for some recs get these shoes out of my way

A nigga want platinum plaques

Selling millions be the dream

I can't push it to the limit

Tony Montana type of way

Baby, I can see the future

No funny hats

Chasing green and these baes

Now I'll admit that's with my pack

If it wasn't for the dream that probably wouldn't be no Bram

I should probably change my name from Lou Phelps to Lou Bram bitch

[Chorus: Lou Phelps]

A bunch of average niggas from where I'm from

Had to stand out from all of 'em (aye)

You say you cool but you average

Can't fuck with basic bitches y'all don't have the total package

You say you gettin' money, you know that when you average

Hey boy you average, stop even asking

If your shit garbage, you know you average

You know you-you know you-you know you average

[Verse 2: Lou Phelps]

So it's out with the old, in with the new new

Shit's still bueno, boo new, catchin' feeling like it's U2

Swiping like Muggsy Bogues

Short niggas know how we do

I caught these niggas ballin'-ballin' outta their retinue

My big homie they let me hustle on their avenue

He ain't know I be spendin' hunnid on some tennis shoes

Got plugs around the city cause they respect what I do

Competition acting jealous they want a taste of the truth

She want the taste of the juice

She want the taste of the king

Told her I'ma about to blow

Sniff you way out of my lane

Yo, maybe it was the chain, maybe it was the watch

I had to put my hood on

Person on the neighborhood watch

Ain't nobody on my tracks 'cause there ain't no love out here

When I called them into back 'cause there ain't no love out here

Now they blowin' up my phone just like a ticking time bomb

Overseas ain't go time for no international call

[Bridge: KALLITECHNIS]

Basic is a state of mind

Ironic how the blind are always leading the blind

You said you want your piece but your pieces in pieces

If you see with your soul then you'll recognize what real is

If everything is fire then nothing is fire

Boy don't you settle unless it's average you desire

You say you want to make it

I don't say you perspire

You claim you're the plug but I just cut your wire

[Chorus: Lou Phelps]

A bunch of average niggas from where I'm from

Had to stand out from all of 'em

You say you cool but you average

Can't fuck with basic bitches y'all don't have the total package

You say you gettin' money, you know that when you average

Hey boy you average, stop even asking

If your shit garbage, you know you average

You know you-you know you-you know you average

You know you-you know you-you know you average

Track details

From 001: Experiments

2017
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001: Experiments
Lou Phelps
12th April 2017
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    2:47
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    Writer
    Lou Phelps
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    KAYTRANADA
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