Too Drunk to Drive

[Verse 1]

There ain't a liquor store, dive bar, or corner booth for twenty miles around

We ain't on a boat, on a lake, in the sun with the cooler loaded down

But suddenly, I'm feeling all impaired from the way you looked at me from over there

Rolling like I'm stoned past gone, looking in your eyes

[Chorus]

Girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive

What do I do with you? Let's lay low tonight

Got me high, got me right, got me flying 'cause you're looking so fine

I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop

But I'm too drunk to drive

[Verse 2]

You can hide my keys, lock the door, maybe we can find something here to do

Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine and not even make the news

These four walls are safer than them two lanes

You pour 'em tall when you start whispering my name

Ain't no blue light, line walkin' happening tonight

[Chorus]

Girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive

What do I do with you? Let's lay low tonight

Got me high, got me right, got me flying 'cause you're looking so fine

I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop

But I'm too drunk to drive

Yeah, I'm too drunk to drive

[Chorus]

Yeah, girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive

What do I do with you? Let's lay low tonight

Got me high, got me right, got me flying 'cause you're looking so fine

I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop

But I'm too drunk to drive

No, I ain't had a shot, ain't drank a drop

But I'm too drunk to drive (Woah)

[Outro]

I'm just too drunk to drive

I'm too drunk to drive

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm too drunk to drive