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Luke

Slippery When Wet

Release date: 2000

From Luke’s Freak Fest 2000
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"Slippery When Wet" is a track by Luke, from the album Luke’s Freak Fest 2000, released 2000. Full lyrics are available below.

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Luke

Luke

Lyrics

Slippery When Wet

[Luke]

This is for all the mami's  yo check it out this is your boy Uncle Luke

Your man Cuban Link, Big Pun da da da doing they thing

We here we (Come on - 4X)

All types of styles, you know I mean yo yo yo

[Cuban Link & Luke]

Slipper when it's wet

Big Pun like it, slippery when it's wet

Uncle Luke like it, slippery when it's wet

Cuban Links like it, slippery when it's wet, (come on)

Slippery when it's wet

Fat Joe like it, slippery when it's wet

An Miami like it, slippery when it's wet

All the boys like it, slippery when it's wet

Big Pun like it, slippery when it's wet

Cuban Links like it, slippery when it's wet

Uncle Luke like it, slippery when it's wet

All the boys like it, slippery when it's wet, (Come on)

Mami give me some pussy, tonight tonight

Y'all say it come on now

Mami give me some pussy, tonight tonight

All my ladies let me hear you say

Papi give me that money, tonight tonight

Come on ladies let me hear you say

Papi give me that money, tonight tonight

Big Pun, Big Pun, Big pun, come on yeah

[Big Pun]

Is me Pun ma' let me ask you a question

Can I eat some pussy, I know you got a lot of it uh-ha

Mami I like it wet, yummy yummy let me bite your clit

Wipe the tip of your nipples down with ice and shit

Fight your hips is the ghetto moving

I leave you wet an soaking

Once I start licking and stroking

I put my dick in your throat and start soaking your glands

Baby open your pants, I'm about to give you an oral exam

One in a man I'm a fucking machine

Busting your spleen

Guarantee not to bust through your screen, (where the party at)

In my crib nigga, make sure they over eighteen

I ain't trying to catch a bid nigga

Underage I won't allow it

Especially with these high schools of culos like

Medina Howard

I bought a bottle like Master P, that should last for me

I'm a Don with a massive key

Actually were here on Luke's train

Fast a hundred proof Gin, an to the motherfucking roof end

[Chorus: Cuban Link]

Is slippery when it's wet, uh-ha

Is slippery when it's wet, slippery  (4x)

(girls moaning)

[Cuban Link]

Ladies! (Terror Squad 7x)

I know y'all feel the heat baby

Yo, start taking off your clothes take some shot of Hennessy

And we really gone get wet tonight

The Don dada, mama don't front pump your fat ass nobody badder

You hotta, then sex in the platter, body thicker than batta

Matter of fact skip the cheddar

Get your bag and lets split I got a spot at the Varrata

[Armageddon]

Girl you wanna flex for a dollar (dollar)

Getting wet so I could feel the full effect when I'm inside of

Leave the bed red, I'll make your legs stretch to your colla

Break it off my cums hitting her neck when I pull outta

[Cuban Link]

She got the ill punana, gotta make her holla

You're the best dada, with the legs tied up to the bed mama

I'm a give ya head head trauma, triple X drama

Cherry dama your vagina from the sunna to the cama

Come and charley mi banana

[Armageddon]

Ayo is silence in the bed mama, getty equal bana in Pana

I don't think you wanna bring a girl around us

Cus she could get bless in less than a second

And baby you could time us

This time holla and fucking ass in the far-mas

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2000
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