Expiration Dating

Finally I’ve had enough
Gave it a try and it sucked

Cause it’s already over before it begins
Always start out as lovers and end up as friends
First I’m swiping a picture
To talk through a screen
Then he takes me to dinner to get in my sheets
Then a week passes by and there’s no follow through
And he’s dropping the ball while I play by rules
I’m sick and I’m tired of wasting my time
If everything has a shelf life

I give up on love
They’re telling me telling me
You’ll find someone
Give into the fantasy
While you’re still beautiful
Breedable and young
Sour, spoiled, and aging
Expiration dating

Now she’s old and alone with her shame
(What is she doing…?)
No children and no one to blame
(But herself!)

If I die alone would it be all that bad?
To live in a mansion with all of my cats
I’m sick and I’m tired of wasting my time
Don’t tell me that I have a shelf life

I give up on love
They’re telling me telling me
You’ll find someone
Give into the fantasy
While you’re still beautiful
Breedable and young
Sour, spoiled, and aging
Expiration dating

(La la la la la la la…)
She’s past her prime
(La la la la la la la…)
She’s lost her mind
(La la la la la la la…)
Look at all her flaws
(La la la la la la la…)
She’s a hopeless cause

…give up on love
They’re telling me telling me
You’ll find someone
Give into the fantasy
While you’re still beautiful
Breedable and young
Sour, spoiled, and aging
Expiration dating

(La la la la la la la…)
She’s past her prime
(La la la la la la la…)
She’s lost her mind
(La la la la la la la…)
Look at all her flaws
(La la la la la la la…)
She’s a hopeless cause