Happy as Hell

What am I doin'? I feel so stupid
I'm walkin' back and forth
Between the fridge and layin' on the sofa cushions
I should get off of my phone and probably fold my clothes
No motivation, no concentration
Why did I spend all of my money on a fucking college education?
Maybe I should call my mom instead of writing songs

I like to say, "I'm okay
Just need to take another personal day"
Feels like I'm never gonna get my shit together

Why, why, why am I so hard on myself?
I try, but all this tryin' just doesn't help
I feel like such a fuck-up, smilin' like I'm happy as hell
Why am I so hard on myself?

(Ah, ah, ah)

I'm such a loser, wish I was cooler
I'm never gonna measure up, I think I need to use a different ruler
'Cause it's bringin' me down, should I get off the couch? No
Maybe I'll turn a new leaf, shake my anxiety
And everythin' will be easy
Won't even have to think about it (ooh-ooh)
Yeah, wouldn't it be nice if I could fix my life?

I like to say, "I'm okay
Just need to take another personal day"
Feels like I'm never (never, never, never, never)
Gonna get my shit together

Why, why, why am I so hard on myself?
I try, but all this tryin' just doesn't help
I feel like such a fuck-up, smilin' like I'm happy as hell
Why am I so hard on myself?

Why am I so hard on myself?
(What am I doin'? I feel so stupid)
Why am I so hard on myself? (I try, I try, I try)
Why am I so hard on myself?
Why am I so hard on myself?

I feel like, feel like such a fuck-up
I feel like, feel like such a fuck-up
I feel like, feel like such a fuck-up