Close Escape

That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate

Something less conspicuous, won't take up too much time

Something less energetic, for what I've got in mind

I won't be too persistent 'cos I'm not that way inclined

See, that's the one for me

Look under "Collins" see if she's free

Sweaty fingers find 5p 4151683

Hello Miss Collins you'll not know me

I'm in the undies business, see?

Please please can you tell me the size

How far from the knee?

Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin

I'll take another name I might have a win

What? 2 more points? I hope no one fills it in

See, that's the one for me. Look under "Dickens" CFG

See if she'll speak to me. Hand's get shaky eye's can't see

Having trouble find 5p 2171983

Hello Miss Dickens you'll not know me

I'm in the undies business, see?

Feel more relaxed now here we go again

Oi! No temporaries I've heard most take me in

Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits

So please please can you tell me

The textured fit feels good to me

In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me

Please don't think me rude, I only hear don't want to see

See, that's the one for me. That was quick, too quick for me

Of that I can see, washing and laundry oh bugger me!

Sugar or milk with your tea? No I couldn't, well I'll see

What's your hobby?

Just the same as me, see you soon for tea

I'll give it one last chance I think you'll all agree

I'm getting nowhere here, on my last 5p

I'm sick of waiting for ages nothing interests me

I'll ring another number, make sure it's a she

Here we go again, I'll give it 3rd degree

No hard feelings oh yes I'm sure you'll all agree

I'll take another name I might have a win