Time for Tea

Scouring through the wasteland

With an urge to take

Anything that comes into view

Only ten more puffs to tea time

I've found eating so time consuming

WIllie, oh Willie she cried

It's time for tea

WIllie, where in hell has he gone

It's time for tea

South of the wasteland at your D.I.Y

The inconsiderate rings his till

Offering plans of easy credit

Claims he'll cause a killing in the school half term

WIllie, oh Willie she cried

It's time for tea

WIllie, where in hell has he gone

It's time for tea

And welly well well well what have I found here

A hiding place made by Frigidaire

I think I'll try it on and give my mates a scare

They'll all be searching neither here nor there

WIllie, oh Willie she cried

It's time for tea

WIllie, where in hell has he gone

It's time for tea

Long depress of autumn breeze

Sucking on a rubber back teeth

Plays into the hands of the hardware man

Who selfishly "I don't care"