Pow! (Intro)

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[Blassie Skit]

Just like all the rest- Ha!

Yeah? Well, I'm warning all you geeks, and I ain't funnin'

I don't beg for mercy, and I don't give none

If you're lookin' for trouble, I'll loan you some

So just step right up, if you're itchin' for a fight

Next thing you know- Pow! Out go the lights

[Instrumental]

[The Shadow Skit]

I've never felt the case was completely solved

Oh well, let's forget that. Whenever the ray is broken, the door opens without touching it

Yes, I have sometimes thought of my evil too dangerous. To a certain friend of yours

I don't understand?!

A certain friend of yours- can hide himself from the human eye- but he has a physical being

And the photoelectric beam could detect his presence

This is- Dramatized version of one of the many copyrighted stories now on sale at your local- local-

All the characters and all the places named are fictitious

Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental

Ha Ha Ha

The wheat bears bitter fruit

Crime does pay

Ha ha ha

[Outro Skit]

Is there any rational explanation?

For goodness sake! Somebody block up that window, I can't hear myself think!

If we push these two filing cabinets over to the right

Push! I will push for my life! (Push)

Yes, now I-