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Major Lazer – Lazer Theme (2009) | Track profile | Dork

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Major Lazer
Guns Don’t Kill People… Lazers Do
Lazer Theme

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Lazer Theme

Release date: 16th June 2009

From Guns Don’t Kill People… Lazers Do

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About This Track

"Lazer Theme" is a track by Major Lazer, from the album Guns Don’t Kill People… Lazers Do, released 16th June 2009. It's filed under Electronic. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Major Lazer.

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Major Lazer

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Lyrics

Lazer Theme

Major Lazer!

Okay!

Ugh!

One for da fools

Reach for the rolls

Niggas dressed up in straight black clothes

Body fulla holes

Case closed

Case closed

Never sleepin

Heavy drinkin

Me and my motherfuckin guns they smokin

Its war so the peace is broken

Can't be bought by the motherfuckin token

Ya boy jah u bes get way

Ya boy u mess with they life they take way

Day try da kill and rush AK spray

Ya feel fierce well badman don’t play

(A bullet don't run)

Those old ladies are col la ray

Bad mandolay

Pan di come pan di lay

Well they say dat I'm a badman

And they end up find a warror

Shooter from es car go so you know we are worth it

Who are we dum dum [?]

They’ll use you for practice as target

They never ask and [?]

They [?]

Was that the same thing as Star Trek

[?]

Gah wen dem gun dem blazin

Hell we raisin

[?]

Nobody life not savin'

We n me gun dem ravin' misbehavin'

Ya boy jah u bes get way

Ya boy u mess with they life they take way

Day try da kill and rush AK spray

Ya feel fierce well badman don't play

(A bullet don't run)

Those old ladies are col la ray

Bad mandolay

Pan di come pan di lay

Badder then Hitler

Wicked then Mussolini

Bigger than [?]

[?]

Dem high as me shooter between me

My guns must run and den run dat fast and den harm no pete to plunder

My guns they got the lifeline ganja fast den tonja they sure to blunder

My guns kill niggas for real my guns kill niggas for real

My guns kill niggas for real my guns kill niggas for real

You don't even know what we say

Motherfuckin

Smokin

Everyday

Drinkin on this hennesey

Motherfucker from here to Tennessee

We got it locked down

Ya a badman

We don't take time for no one

Sup den women

Chop chop

Chug boat

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Track details

From Guns Don’t Kill People… Lazers Do

2009

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Guns Don’t Kill People… Lazers Do

Release year

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5Anything Goes (feat. Turbulence)

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12Baby (feat. Prince Zimboo)

13Jump Up (feat. Leftside & Supa Hype)

—Anything Goes

—Can't Stop Now

—When You Hear the Bassline (Dance Area Remix)

—When You Hear the Bassline

—Good Enuff (Cash Flow Dub)

—Can’t Stop Now (KLAM Remix)

—Keep It Goin' Louder

—Lazer Theme

—When You Hear the Bassline (Dance Area Dub Remix)

—Bruk Out (Buraka Som Sistema Mix)

—Sound Of Siren

—Hold the Line (Toadally Krossed Out Remix)

Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Diplo, Switch
Producer: Major Lazer