Drastic Sturgeon (live)

Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving

Difference in prices is truly amazing

Chips from the freezer come in very big portions

Down our end you get fantastic reductions

You're a cheeky sod

You've changed the odds

Well if that's what you want

Dump the nag, and then you're shopping in Sainsbury's

Look so good all the people won't phase you

They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune

Like the second coming with a much better hairdo

You're a cheeky sod

You've changed the odds

Well if that's what you want

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me

Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now

I'll be leaving soon

Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect

Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck

Just like new 'cos your change is so drastic

Stay in the shade 'cos you're so fucking plastic

Don't look twice

'Cos you've got different eyes

Than the ones that were fine

That you could see through

Don't look twice

'Cos you've got different thighs

Than the ones that were fine

That you could sit through, yeah