Moronica

[Verse]

2-foot long and your neck keeps growing

10-foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing

25 grand and you work 3 hours

15 girls through a hole in your trousers

[Pre-Chorus]

Bigger, better, faster, more

You're much more cooler than you were before

Bigger, better, cooler than me

You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea

[Chorus]

For so long

For so long

I've been asking you, please

Moronica stay

For so long

For so long

I've been telling you, please

Moronica haze

For so long

For so long

You've listened to me

[Verse]

You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin

You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin

You think you're cooler than all the Roses

Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses

[Pre-Chorus]

Bigger, better, faster, more

You're much more cooler than you were before

Bigger, better, cooler than me

You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea

[Chorus]

For so long

For so long

I've been telling you, please

Moronica stay

For so long

For so long

I've been asking you, please

Moronica haze

For so long

For so long

You've listened to me

[Bridge]

How could you forget your fame? (Oh)

How could you forget your fame? (Oh)

I've been telling you so long

Please don't go

In my face

This will be the place

[Chorus]

For so long

For so long

I've been telling you, please

Moronica stay

For so long

For so long

I've been asking you, please

Moronica haze

For so long

For so long

You've listened to me

[Verse]

You've got more halos than Simon Templar

You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer

Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet

Your face is covered in cheap mascara

2-foot long and your neck keeps growing

10-foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing

25 grand and you work 3 hours

15 girls through a hole in your trousers, yeah

[Outro]

For so long

For so long

I've been telling you, please

Moronica stay

For so long

For so long

I've been asking you, please

Moronica haze

For so long

For so long

You've listened to me