Dana You Can Bang Her

[Master P talking]

Yo, yo, yo man let me tell ya bout this girl I met man

(Another watoosie lookin' bitch, huh man)

Nah man, I'm tellin' you

(Another one of them freaky tails hey P)

Nah it ain't another fuckin' freak tails man

This girl named Dana, you can bang her man

[Master P]

There once was this girl named Dana

The dick was the only thing that contained her (Yeah)

She had real big tits, built thick as fuck

The girl was fine but the bitch was a slut

Now this is how the shit begins

I met Dana by one of my friends

By Big O just to be exact

We was just chillin' by my homie named Pat

Then I heard a knock on the motherfuckin' door

I said "Who is it?" then she said "Ya know"

Then I unlatched the got damn lock

The girl came in and showed me her cot (Oh yeah)

The bitch said...

(Uh uh, I don't wear no draws, ya damn right)

(Ya won't never catch me with no draws on honey)

(Baby cause I'm everybody's good bitch)

[Hook]

Dana, you can bang her

(Ah but it hurts so good)

Dana, you can bang her

(Ah but it hurts so good) There she go right there, loook, look, look

Dana, you can bang her (That's my sister you talkin' about nigga)

Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just clownin' I'm just clownin'

[Master P]

Dana, you can bang her is the name of the song

Dana is a bitch that can fuck all night long

And she'll love it if ya have a big dick

One night she came over by my house, listen to this

I called her baby, she grabbed my dick

She sucked it like a bottle and drove me crazy

Then she sucked my nuts and jacked off my dick

Poured honey up my ass and started to lick

That's when I said STOP

The bitch eyes turned green and she said "Give me all ya got"

The bitch hit the kitchen and got some ice

Rubbed it on my nuts and dick and played juggle the dice

Then she jumped up and did a handstand

Upside down, singin' "You're my magic man"

Dick juiced her all in the face

I was about to put on my pants but the bitch said wait (Wait)

[Hook]

Dana, you can bang her

(Ah but it hurts so good)

Dana, you can bang her

(Ah but it hurts so good) I'll give ya something to bang

[Master P]

Now ya know Dana is the neighborhood bitch

In case ya bump into her, she looks like this

She has a tattoo on her ass, a picture of a flower

She drives a 300 ZX, she comes out after hours

She wears real tight clothes and some small little draws

A one night stand, she likes em' six feet tall

But don't fall in love cause you'll get used

To Dana it's a job and your just a toot

Has a body like thunder, make ya just wonder

Lick ya ear, lick ya chest and then she goes under

So be on the lookout, ya need a whip and chain to tame her

And if ya meet a workin' girl named Dana

Ya better watch out because it might be Dana

[Hook]

Dana you can bang her (Ha, ha you got to hook me up with that bitch)

Dana you can bang her (Ah but it hurts so good)

Dana you can bang her (I give head to anybody for free) [* Cheering *]

Dana you can bang her (Ah but it hurts so good)

My whole calendar is open

Dana you can bang her (Ah but it hurts so good)

From January to the end of December

Dana you can bang her (Ah but it hurts so good)

Dana you can bang her (Ah but it hurts so good)

Dana you can bang her (Ah but it hurts so good)