Life Ain't Easy

*police siren*

[Master P as cop]

Driver, slowly step out of the vehicle

Passenger, keep your hands up high

You don't have a right to remain silent

Anything I write in this report

Is gonna be fuckin used against you, hahaha

Where dey at - where dey at, where dey at?

[Porshe - repeat over other vocals]

Life ain't easy (life ain't easy)

I know they comin for me (comin for me)

[C-Murder]

This ghetto got me strapped

I keep my hand on my nine, I can't depend on the one time

This ghetto got me strapped

I keep my hand on my nine, I can't depend on the one time

Is you scared or is you real?  Cause yo' face is kinda pale

I know these streets is kinda hard but me, I'm bout my fuckin mail

They say that evil lurks in the dark, and the trigger gots no heart

I've been doin this shit from the start

And yeah my bite is worse than my bark

Nigga please, I'm a motherfuckin dog ass nigga

Steady reppin on them hoes and I'm steppin on them niggas

Bitch I thought that you was hard, til I caught you in yo' garage

And I hit you with that ?, now you tryin to press some charges

Like a bitch - talkin bout, "It's all good - I ain't trippin"

Shook my hand - but man, I can't wait to catch you slippin

In the STREETS, cause I'm crazy gang related, and it's FUCKED UP

Them bitches tryin to ban me cause my music get y'all bucked up

Fuck!

[Porshe - repeat over other vocals]

Life ain't easy (life ain't easy)

I know they comin for me (comin for me)

[C-Murder]

This ghetto got me strapped

I keep my hand on my nine, I can't depend on the one time

This ghetto got me strapped

I keep my hand on my nine, I can't depend on the one time

[Master P]

Did you fear me when you see me?  Look in the mirror you wanted to be me

Put on your Converse and your green cause you thought that you had seen me

Now you afraid of the real?  For that you better guard your grill

I'm the Candyman I'm Master P and you might get spilled

For the lights and I'ma shine like Joe the Jeweler

See I'm a big bout it Benz and you a sixty-nine Cougar

Ahahahaha

*tires peel out*

*police siren chases*