One Track Lover

[Todd Rivers]

I'm a one track lover

Down a two-way lane

Driving fast down the highway

Must have been insane

Cause the temperature's too hot!

Traveling way too fast

And I knew our lovin'

Was too hot to last

[Dean Learner (Todd Rivers)]

She's smooth, like ice

Cold to the touch and it isn't very nice

When you're left, (cold too the touch) alone

You let her treat you badly if you're hanging on the phone

Take off, (it's hard enough) chuck your loving in the wheels

Put your pedal to the floor 'cause your heading for the hills

(we should be making love)

Got to get away, can't take it anymore

Man you don't need this, leave her at the door (We should be making love!)

[Garth Marenghi]

He's a one track lover

Down a two-way lane

Driving fast down the highway

Must have been insane

Cause the temperature's too hot

Traveling way too fast

And he knew their lovin'

Was much too hot to last

[Todd Rivers (Dean Learner)]

Well, I'm a man who makes love

(Now he's knocking on the front door)

On a hot summer night

(Now he's knocking at the back door)

In a town called Love

(Now he's knocking at both doors!)

Well, alright!

(Alright)

She got her hands on my body work

She slammed me into 5th gear

Now she's suckin' on my tail pipe

Too late this cat's outta here

'Cause I'm a one track lover

Yes I'm a one track lover

Tail pipe!

'Cause I'm a one track lover

Body work!

'Cause I'm a one track lover

Front door!

'Cause I'm a one track lover

Back door!

Yes I'm a one track lover

Both doors!

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