The Peach & The Melon

The peach said to her sister

Oi there melon, this is heaven

All I have to do is sit here shapely

And they love me

The books you read from the church you're at

Aren't gospel, more like bullshit

Preoccupied with looking up

When it's so clear, it's all down here

Mrs Wagner's pies were full of locals, bifocals

The fox came in and woke me up

Damn creature ate my pizza

But here's a man

Who'll shave his wife's head clean

No more of the man I'll see

No more than I'll ever be

Just a man

A misshaped piece from our world

With everything to learn

So still on a world that turns

It's time act 'cause the Manson girls are talking

About walking

All they want is ice cream shoes and jelly

And the tele

But here's a man

Who'll shave his wife's head clean

No more of the man I'd see

No more than I'll ever be

I'm just a man

A misshaped piece from our world

With everything to learn

So still on a world that turns