LOCAL JOKER

[Intro]

Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door

Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"

[Verse 1]

Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door

Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"

Used to stash the package in the mattress or the sofa, huh

I was putting ki's in the motor like Toyota, huh

'Til I made that Lambo order, it's matte black just like my Rover

Cops patrollin' pulled me over, he just tryna make his quota

Searched the car because we smokin', he ain't even find a toaster

Law man asked me where I'm goin', on my way to sell a quarter

But it's persona that I'm servin', no more gas bag, gettin' detergent

Why you drivin' fast and swervin'? 'Cause black Suburbans make me nervous

He let me go with just a warning, tried to joke about a feature

Had to call and tell the homies, not too long ago when we was

[Chorus]

Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'

Trappin', rappin', now I'm global

I get paid to spit my vocals

I am not a local joker

No more sleepin' on the sofa

Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal

Autographing, signing posters

I am not a local joker

[Verse 2]

It get hectic in my section, so my Smith & Wesson dirty (dirty)

Keep an FN when I'm steppin', just like Stephen, it shoot thirty

Houston, Texas what I'm reppin', known for purple syrup and swangers

But murder block, that's Alief, Texas, known for murkin', totin' bangers

When I go back to my hood, I see them same old niggas

On the same old shit, with them same old issues

Tried to show 'em if I did it, they could probably do it bigger

But all we ever talk about is them same old bitches

And them same old stories and them same old figures

We was stackin' up in high school, for them Jordans, we would kill you

I could lead you to the water, but can't pedal your canoe

Reminisce 'bout money, doing stupid shit we used to do like

[Chorus]

Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'

Trappin', rappin', now I'm global

I get paid to spit my vocals

I am not a local joker

No more sleepin' on the sofa

Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal

Autographing, signing posters

I am not a local joker