NCT 127 have announced their seventh full-length album 'BLINGY'•

Nieve Ella has announced her debut album 'How Long Will It Take?'•

The Avalanches have reunited with Karen O for 'Blue Shadows'•

KATSEYE have released 'Animal' with a starring role for Demi Moore•

Babymorocco has introduced his next pop universe with 'Shmarmaladeharmonica'

•

Chloe Qisha has announced her new mixtape ‘Fantasize’ with ‘Baby Girl’•

Big Truck are poking fun at self-help culture on their new single 'Rebounder'•

Sofie Royer channels The Cribs on her new single 'Opium'•

Chelsea Wolfe has announced London show alongside her new album 'The Dark'•

Lizzy McAlpine is back with her new album 'Angel'•

Arca has announced her new album 'XXXXX' and an immersive livestream experience•

Keo have shared their soaring new single 'Pistol' from debut album 'Put A Smile On For Me'•

Carly Rae Jepsen's new single 'After All' arrives with a heartfelt video•

Caity Baser celebrates body confidence on her new single 'Flaunt It'•

deBasement's 'HARDBODY' EP arrives with Miss Bashful collaboration 'PRESS ON ME'•

Audrey Hobert has unveiled a new video for 'Sex and the City' as she begins her headline tour•

The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more•

flowerovlove has released her first-ever first Christmas track, 'wishlist'•

Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander have announced Trans Mission, a concert for trans solidarity•

JADE has announced a deluxe edition of her debut album, 'THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE'•

NCT 127 have announced their seventh full-length album 'BLINGY'•

Nieve Ella has announced her debut album 'How Long Will It Take?'•

The Avalanches have reunited with Karen O for 'Blue Shadows'•

KATSEYE have released 'Animal' with a starring role for Demi Moore•

Babymorocco has introduced his next pop universe with 'Shmarmaladeharmonica'•

Chloe Qisha has announced her new mixtape ‘Fantasize’ with ‘Baby Girl’•

Big Truck are poking fun at self-help culture on their new single 'Rebounder'•

Sofie Royer channels The Cribs on her new single 'Opium'•

Chelsea Wolfe has announced London show alongside her new album 'The Dark'•

Lizzy McAlpine is back with her new album 'Angel'•

Arca has announced her new album 'XXXXX' and an immersive livestream experience•

Keo have shared their soaring new single 'Pistol' from debut album 'Put A Smile On For Me'•

Carly Rae Jepsen's new single 'After All' arrives with a heartfelt video•

Caity Baser celebrates body confidence on her new single 'Flaunt It'•

deBasement's 'HARDBODY' EP arrives with Miss Bashful collaboration 'PRESS ON ME'•

Audrey Hobert has unveiled a new video for 'Sex and the City' as she begins her headline tour•

The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more•

flowerovlove has released her first-ever first Christmas track, 'wishlist'•

Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander have announced Trans Mission, a concert for trans solidarity•

JADE has announced a deluxe edition of her debut album, 'THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE'•

Hype-THE BEST NEW NAMES, FIRST

Upset-DORK'S HOME FOR ALL THINGS LOUD

Festival Guides-YOUR ESSENTIAL FESTIVAL COMPANION

Hype-THE BEST NEW NAMES, FIRST

Mixtape-DORK'S BEST NEW TRACKS

Play-DORK'S NEW MUSIC FRIDAY EDIT

Upset-DORK'S HOME FOR ALL THINGS LOUD

Playlist Covers

Playlist Directory

Before Doors-LIVE SESSIONS

Music Video Directory

Down With Boring-THE DORK PODCAST

Chart Attack-UK NUMBER ONES, DISSECTED

Dork Radio

Live

Live 24/7

Dork Radio

Down With Boring

Join thousands of music lovers getting the best new tracks, exclusive interviews, and breaking news delivered straight to your inbox every week.

In print now

August 2026

Latest issue variants

Dork, August 2026 (Fat Dog cover)

Fat Dog

Dork, August 2026 (Ravyn Lenae cover)

Ravyn Lenae

Dork, August 2026 (Yard Act cover)

Yard Act

|

Privacy Policy|

Cookie settings

© 2026 The Bunker Publishing Ltd. All rights reserved.

Advertise on this site.

MDK – Cryptofunk (2022) | Track profile | Dork

Tracks
MDK
Cryptofunk

SINGLE

Cryptofunk

Release date: 18th November 2022

Spotify More on MDK

About This Track

"Cryptofunk" is a single by MDK, released 18th November 2022. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

MDK

MDK

Lyrics

Cryptofunk

Hello!
Welcome to Cryptofunk Industries
Nefariously funky technology
Please press start

RPG
Go!

All systems online (cryptofunk)
Funkification beggining (cryptofunk)

Five
Four
Three
Two
One
Funk

Oh, damn

MDK

Close your eyes
You're feeling very funky
Maximum funk achieved
Stand by
Initiating phase two
Very funky

Relax

Focus on the sound of my voice
(Cryptofunk)

Rela-a-a-a-ax

Oh, damn
Damn
Damn

Uh-oh
Wubstep overload detected
System destablizing
Please stand back

You must die (eeh!)

F-f-f-fight

Die

Oh, damn, it's MDK

System failure (funk)

Funky funk
Funk
Funky funk
Funky funk

Funkification
Failure
Funk
Funk you

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

View full lyrics page →

Track details

Cryptofunk

2022Single

Listen

Release year

2022

More from MDK

Albums & EPs

Pandora

Explore

More tracks by MDK

Flashback Fever

AIR FORCE WUB
Button Masher
Comfort Food
Cutlass
DECK THE HALLS
FELIZ NAVIDAD
Flashback Fever
Geometry Dash Official Theme Song
Nocturne
Speed Boost

Showing 10 of 50

Geomatry Dash (All Versions)

Geometry Dash Official Theme Song

Press Start Sdv

Arcade Dwellers

Zombies Ate My Ravers

The Only Way I Know

Super Ultra (Smooth Jazz Remix)

Press Start (Sterrezo Remix)

Press Start (Smooth Jazz Remix)

The Warrior of Wubstep

Press Start (Dex Arson remix)

Press Start (Neowing remix)

Press Start (VIP mix)

Fingerbang (VIP mix)

Eclipse (extended mix)

View all tracks by MDK →

READ MORE ABOUT MDK

READ MORE ABOUT MDK

READ MORE ABOUT MDK

READ MORE ABOUT MDK

No coverage available for MDK yet.