Carlos, Get in the Car!

I'm crying at an Italian restaurant
Got nothing but everything that I could want
I'm trying to sell my heart at a pawn shop
I'd rather be freaking out at a rest stop

Fortune-teller, psychic reading
Disco ball, now I can see it
Me and you and somewhere scenic
Tell your lovers that you're leaving

Carlos, this life is too hard
Let's leave all our sorrows
Until only God knows where we are
So get in the car

I get off on an Irish exit (uh-huh)
Let's do drugs just for the aesthetic
Motel six stuck in the 80's
But I'll sleep like a goddamn baby

Fortune-teller, psychic reading
Disco ball, now I can see it
Me and you and somewhere scenic
Tell your lovers that you're leaving

Carlos, this life is too hard
Let's leave all our sorrows
Until only God knows where we are
So get in the car

Carlos, they're dimming the stars
Can't wait till tomorrow
The madness will end when the engine starts
So get in the car

Vroom, vroom, I'm so blue
Put your hands up if we're doomed
Zoom, zoom, freaky fast
C'mon Carlos hit the gas

Vroom, vroom, I'm so blue
Put your hands up if we're doomed
Zoom, zoom, freaky fast
C'mon Carlos hit the gas

Carlos (Carlos), this life is too hard (this life is too hard)
Let's leave all our sorrows (let's leave all our sorrows)
Until only God knows where we are (where we are)
So get in the car
(Bro, give me ten minutes, I'll be right outside)