Hold the Line

Lisa, I'm waiting
I'm waiting with bated breath
Sitting here waiting for your call
Won't you call?

You promised to provide me energy
Potentially reduce my bills
And save me lots of money
Do you think it's funny?

You took away my leisure when you put me on hold
"We appreciate your patience": that's all I was told

Lisa, I'm still waiting
I'm contemplating to switch to a rival for my electricity
But you've enchanted me!

How could you sell me a prize of possibilities
And then just pull the plug
Due to unforeseen issues with technology?
Specific reasons unknown

You took away my leisure when you put me on hold
"We appreciate your patience": that's all I was told

What am I supposed to do?
Sitting here alone without a clue
I feel so blue
Without you my bulb might as well be blown!
Lisa, shine a light, and just pick up the phone

Yes, you took away my leisure when you put me on hold
"We appreciate your patience": that's all I was told
But we could live in harmony
Together, in carbon neutrality
So please won't you, Lisa, shine a light
And just pick up the phone?