Threesome

[Verse 1]

Some people try to keep somethin' alive

After it's gone, after it dies

They try all kinds of things like takin' off rings

Swappin' up keys, seein' who swings

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm happy to say that you and I got no problem

Baby, I just wanted you to know

[Chorus]

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna sleep with nobody else

I don't wanna be a swinger

I'd rather keep you all to myself

[Verse 2]

Now, sometimes at night after the kids are in bed

I'm changin' the channels and you're surfin' the web

I stumble onto that show with all of those ladies

Doin' all of those things and actin' all crazy

[Pre-Chorus]

I don't know how they manage to do all that damage

We barely find enough time to kiss (Ooh)

[Chorus]

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna sleep with nobody else

I don't wanna be a swinger

I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice in this family life

I don't need an affair with a friend (Oh)

I don't wanna have a threesome

Ever again (Ha ha ha ha)

[Verse 3]

So I'll get away if you can slip away, too

I'll meet you at three, alright, I'll meet you at two

We know just where to go, we know just what to do

It's perfect that way, just me and you

[Chorus]

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna sleep with nobody else

I don't wanna be no swinger

I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice in this family life

I don't need an affair with a friend (Uh uh)

I don't wanna have a threesome (No)

I don't wanna have a threesome (Oh)

I don't wanna have a threesome

Ever again

Yeah, woo hoo