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Melvins – #2 Pencil (1986) | Track profile | Dork

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Melvins
26 Songs
#2 Pencil

TRACK

#2 Pencil

Release date: 11th March 1986

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About This Track

"#2 Pencil" is a track by Melvins, from the album 26 Songs, released 11th March 1986. Full lyrics are available below.

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Melvins

Melvins

Lyrics

#2 Pencil

Number two pencil inside me

Half the lead is yards deep in my leg

Lick your tongue

Flat on the glass lathe

Smell the smell of pee-pee on this

Hold your hand toward my long fingers

It eats the pain intravenously

Cowardless, cordless, unnatural

To be used at your convenience

Convenience

Convenience

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Track details

From 26 Songs

1986

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Album

Release year

1986

—Show Off Your Red Hands
—#2 Pencil
—Crayfish
—Over from Underground
—Now a Limo (Demo)
—Snake Appeal (Demo 2)
—Snake Appeal (Demo)
—At a Crawl (Demo)
—Breakfast on the Sly
—#2 Pencil (Demo)
—At a Crawl (Demo 2)
—Set Me Straight (Demo)
—Show Off Your Red Hands (Demo)
—Easy As It Was (Demo)
—Grinding Process (Demo 2)
—Disinvite (Demo)
—Ever Since My Accident (Demo) / Hugh
—Operation Blessing
—Grinding Process (Demo)

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