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Melvins

Divorced

Release date: 7th February 2000

From The Crybaby
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About This Track

"Divorced" is a track by Melvins, from the album The Crybaby, released 7th February 2000. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Melvins

Melvins

Lyrics

Divorced

Buzz: What about Ryan?

Maynard: No, he blew it, he lost the number for the girl he met down here

Buzz: Oh,and Adam said she's a beauty

Maynard: She's the one who has that fucked up voice

Buzz: Is she a rocket scientist?

Maynard: The fuckin'...she has a voice like a fuckin' modem, dude!

Buzz: (laughs) Sounds perfect!

Maynard: (Immitates a chick with a voice like a modem sayin' some weird

Gibberish...)[You have to hear it]

Buzz: (Laughs heavily)

Maynard: Then he got to work up there, you know Ryan gets off at work, I guess to show that he has a dick

Buzz: (Laughs again)

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Track details

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2000
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