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Melvins – Shaving Cream (2016) | Track profile | Dork

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Basses Loaded
Shaving Cream

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Shaving Cream

Release date: 3rd June 2016

From Basses Loaded

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About This Track

"Shaving Cream" is a track by Melvins, from the album Basses Loaded , released 3rd June 2016. Full lyrics are available below.

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Melvins

Melvins

Lyrics

Shaving Cream

[Verse 1]

A baby fell out of the window

You'ld think that her head would be split

But good luck was with her that morning

She fell in a barrel of shit

Shit

Shit

Shit...

[Verse 2]

I have a sad tale to tell you

It may hurt your feelings a bit

Last night when I walked in my bathroom

I stepped in a big pile of shit

Shit

Shit

Shit...

[Verse 3]

And now folks my story is ended

I think it is time I should quit

If any of you feel offended

Stick your head in a pile of shit

Shit

Shit

Shit...

[Outro]

Hey daddy, hey daddy

I'm all fucked up

I'm all fucked up

I'm all fucked up

I'm all fucked up (repeating)

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Track details

From Basses Loaded

2016

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2016

—Beer Hippie
—I Want to Tell You
—Choco Plumbing
—Shaving Cream
—Captain Come Down
—Hideous Woman
—Maybe I Am Amused
—Phyllis Dillard
—Planet Destructo
—The Decay of Lying
—Take Me Out to the Ball Game
—War Pussy

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Benny Bell, Traditional
Producer: Melvins, Toshi Kasai
Engineer: Toshi Kasai
Bass: Dale Crover
Drums: Mike Dillard
Guitar: Buzz Osborne
Background Vocals: Mike Dillard
Lead Vocals: Buzz Osborne