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1 Spliff

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1 Spliff

Release date: 12th December 2011

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About This Track

"1 Spliff" is a track by Merky ACE, from the album Catch Up, released 12th December 2011. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

1 Spliff

[Intro]

(One spliff a day keep the evil away) Yo

(One spliff a day keep the evil away) Merky ACE

(One spliff a day keep the evil away) This one's for all my weed smokers and weed sellers

(One spliff) That can relate

(One spliff a day keep the evil away) Guys that be really getting it in

(One spliff a day keep the evil away) For the green fleet

(One spliff a day keep the evil away) That be smoking the potent

(One spliff a day keep the evil away) Till they can't feel their face

(One spliff) But they ain't waste, doing it properly

[Hook]

Yo, nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

Nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

If I see feds and I'm on my way home

And there's a fence nearby, trust me, I'll fly it

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

Take two bun, then I'm up in the sky

Zone out with the UK's dankest food

Nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

Nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

If I see feds and I'm on my way home

And there's a fence nearby, trust me, I'll fly it

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

Take two bun, then I'm up in the sky

Zone out with the UK's dankest food

[Verse]

Man ah move weight so it's always percy

I'm a straight seller, rudeboy, no buyer

Keep talking like you've got that peng

I smelt that food, rudeboy, you're a liar

Your spliff was smelling like bonfire

Kung fu zoot cause it was china

All of the crow that I smoke is name brand

You can get knocked for six off just (one spliff)

Straight dank

Feel like you just got hit by a plank

Food balls off right next to the shank

It ain't no joke, no laugh or a prank

When I put my fumes in the air, they stank

The way I couldn't move, it's like I got clamped

I was laying down like I got hit by a tank

Not a day goes by where I don't bun (one spliff)

But I don't cat

Pineapple express will lay a man flat

It's all war talk, ask Rival 'bout that

Food so bright, had to take off my hat

You can smell it in my pocket when it's still in the bag

No free zoots, run along, you slag

I don't care if you've got £2.50

Eight balls only, you can't buy (one spliff)

Fix up

Shif, pass me the Rizla, let me bill up

Ego has never smoked crow in his life

But the passive smoke left him twist up

Couldn't really care what you picked up

The food that I got from– is nuts

TK came my yard with the lemon

It was peak, I had to go bed after (one spliff)

It gets worse

MIK just gave man a mersh

Zombied off like say I was cursed

Feeling sleepy, slurring my words

But I'm never the one who goes to bed first

Blazing itals, chest start hurt

Listening to beats that were made by Splurt

I write my best bars after I have (one spliff)

Peak

Can't remember what I did last week

Man are trap star so I holla at neeks

Give them the number, they can repeat

Hollering me, sales, no receipt

Cash in hand, give me that P

Told you that I don't just MC

My daily routine starts with (one spliff)

More time, I move lowkey

Always charged, Faze calls me smoky

You can ask Complex cause he knows me

If I don't specialise, you can get it [?]

I'm one call away if you wanna phone me

Blaze a one spliff 'cause I'm feeling lonely

Fuck doing ticks, nobody ain't owe me

Nothing over (one spliff)

Nah bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

Cause I don't wanna get too waved up

Girls, if you wanna chat to the ACE

Make sure your face ain't caked with makeup

Crowed or not, I won't pay no attention

Always went home, didn't stay for detention

There was suttin' I forgot to mention

Because I blazed that

[Hook]

Nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

Nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

If I see feds and I'm on my way home

And there's a fence nearby, trust me, I'll fly it

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

Take two bun, then I'm up in the sky

Zone out with the UK's dankest food

Nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

Nuh bun a big scud, just a likkle diet

If I see feds and I'm on my way home

And there's a fence nearby, trust me, I'll fly it

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

When I'm at home, 'nuff buds in the zoot

Take two bun, then I'm up in the sky

Zone out with the UK's dankest food

Track details

From Catch Up

2011

Album

Release year

2011

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Merky ACE — Try Me

Merky ACE — Nuttin'

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Merky ACE — Firing Squad

Merky ACE — Sick Ting

Merky ACE — Waistband

Merky ACE — Boyz in the Blue

Merky ACE — Hands On Me

Merky ACE — Mine

Merky ACE — Crooks Dem

Merky ACE — Ride Out

Merky ACE — 1%

Merky ACE — Do This

Merky ACE — The Link Up, Part 2

Merky ACE — What's the Program?

Merky ACE — Black Hawk Down

Merky ACE — VIP

Merky ACE — Don't Play

Merky ACE — Weh Dat Deh?

Merky ACE — Stating the Obvious

Merky ACE — Lights Off

Merky ACE — Sindel

Merky ACE — Overtime

Merky ACE — Mad Max

Merky ACE — Aye

Merky ACE — Catch Up 2

Merky ACE — Anna Nuttin'

Merky ACE — Copper & Lead

Merky ACE — Serious

Merky ACE — Everywhere

Merky ACE — Nuts

Merky ACE — Shutdown 2

Merky ACE — Relocate

Merky ACE — We Don't Care

Merky ACE — Rock n' Rolla

Merky ACE — 2AM (So Ikkle War Dub)

Merky ACE — Farda

Merky ACE — Gunplay

Merky ACE — 6 Foot Deep

Merky ACE — Polyphonic Ringtone

Merky ACE — Ruff's the New Buff (Family Tree Version)

Merky ACE — Every New Choon

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Merky ACE — Trap All Day 2

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Merky ACE — Strawberry Rain

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Merky ACE — Chat To Me

Merky ACE — Madness

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Merky ACE — Intro (All Or Nothing)

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Merky ACE — Give It Up

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Merky ACE — You Think You Know Me (from Catch Up)

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Merky ACE — Reason

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Merky ACE — Brawl

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4 Barz of Fury
4 Barz Of Fury (BARELY ALIVE Remix)
Live
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1%
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140 MPH

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