Intermission

This might be a good time to replenish your napkin supply. Let us take a short break. Now relax.

Relax

What do you want?

(speaking Klingon)

I don't speak Klingon

(speaking Klingon)

No. Where is the bathroom?

Do you know anyone here?

No, I don't know anyone here.

Are you transporting Tribbles?

No, I'm not transporting Tribbles.

I'm a Terreth! Are you a Klingon?

Yes. What do you want?

(villian!)

(speaking Klingon)

(Well, thanks!)

Excuse me

(spitting noise)

What is your number, Terreth?

My eyes sting. Now I can smell something. Help! Get help quickly!

(crying)

To Terrens, this might seem a tackless way to begin a conversation, but among Klingons, it's considered quite civil.

Stop relaxing!

(speaking Klingon)